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Hot n’ Halp

When you need help with something and whoever was supposed to help you has left temporarily. Usually used when it’s during hot weather, but it could also be used rhetorically to say that you’re in hot shit.
*Putting up a tree in Christmas time.*

Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.

Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.

Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.

Ben: …

Ben: Hot n’ Halp!

Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.

Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.
by Bennehftw January 16, 2023
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Ben song

A subset of music that spans multiple genres. This music tends to be able to bring heavy passion out of a person when played, chills and tears are normal. A good percentage of the songs are about love and are pop/edm based, but they can span death metal, classical, and R&B.

Almost certainly, the best way to say it is that if you play it in public, your masculinity will be questioned, as well as your sexual preferences, or at the very least, your mental state. For what possible reason does someone play all of these songs?

Because they’re in need of something that cannot be grasped in any way other than song.
**Plays bitch music**

Friend: What the fuck is this shit? Are you gay?

Ben song listener: Oh shit, my bad, must’ve been an ad or something.

Friend: We don’t play Ben songs in this car, gtfo.
by Bennehftw June 21, 2021
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