by ben dover of the yard July 06, 2004
Get the buahahahahahahahamug. what you end up saying when you mean to say jesus h christ but then the 'h' puts you off so it becomes a hybrid of the aforementioned and harry h corbett off steptoe and son.
by ben dover of the yard July 07, 2004
Get the jesus H corbettmug. 1. Pink thing that rolls around in mud and eventually becomes a ham sandwich.
2. Correct name for the so-called 'public servants' colloquially known as the police, for example the neo-nazi organization the metropolitan police who spend most of their time arresting people for DWB, taking bribes from drug dealers (a 2001 report said corruption in the UK police was at 'third world levels'), abusing vulnerable women (another more recent report said the uk police were letting down women who needed them most and noted a huge increase in sexual assualt BY the police on women who had turned to them for help), stop and search black people in inner city london, and causing death in custody but getting away with it because some idiots actually trust these fools and take them at their word.
2. Correct name for the so-called 'public servants' colloquially known as the police, for example the neo-nazi organization the metropolitan police who spend most of their time arresting people for DWB, taking bribes from drug dealers (a 2001 report said corruption in the UK police was at 'third world levels'), abusing vulnerable women (another more recent report said the uk police were letting down women who needed them most and noted a huge increase in sexual assualt BY the police on women who had turned to them for help), stop and search black people in inner city london, and causing death in custody but getting away with it because some idiots actually trust these fools and take them at their word.
'sarge, I hate women and want to rape one, I like beating up innocent people and I am a member of the national front.'
'well done son, you'll go far. the pigs need your sort. it's either that or join the army'
'well done son, you'll go far. the pigs need your sort. it's either that or join the army'
by Ben Dover of the Yard April 25, 2004
Get the pigsmug. The highly amusing manner in which americans pronounce 'squirrel' because of their absurdly exaggerated and deeply annoying drawling accent y'all.
The same mannerism makes "Terror" sound like "terr'rr"
The same mannerism makes "Terror" sound like "terr'rr"
the fat stupid american tourist made a twat of himself when he said 'look at the itty bity squerl there climbing a tree'
by Ben Dover of the Yard August 30, 2004
Get the squerlmug. Football player, the best of his generation undoubtedly, if not the best player of all time (cetainly the best I've seen and i've been watching football since 1974).
Famous for the so-called 'hand of god' goal against England in the 1986 world cup, demonised ever since, not as if English players ever cheat now is it?
Pathetically, was voted Scotland's 'sportsman of the century' in 1999 but this is just typical of the small minded attitude and low-level racism of most jocks.
Famous for the so-called 'hand of god' goal against England in the 1986 world cup, demonised ever since, not as if English players ever cheat now is it?
Pathetically, was voted Scotland's 'sportsman of the century' in 1999 but this is just typical of the small minded attitude and low-level racism of most jocks.
by Ben Dover of the Yard August 31, 2004
Get the maradonamug. Favoured pastime of the metropolitan police and other UK police forces. Victims are usually black, and other so-called 'public servants' who witness these terrible crimes will invariably keep quiet about them.
The day before this definition was posted, it emerged a london police officer who deliberately drove his car at an innocent member of the public inflicting serious injuries, was only fined 17 days pay, kept his job, and faced no criminal charges. This is typical.
The day before this definition was posted, it emerged a london police officer who deliberately drove his car at an innocent member of the public inflicting serious injuries, was only fined 17 days pay, kept his job, and faced no criminal charges. This is typical.
'is anyone watching sarge? I fancy bit of police brutality with this passing nigger'
'go on my son, give him one in the nuts from me'
'go on my son, give him one in the nuts from me'
by Ben Dover of the Yard April 16, 2004
Get the police brutalitymug. vb. Medical.
When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.
When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.
by Ben Dover of the Yard September 04, 2004
Get the taking the pissmug.