Ben Dover of the yard's definitions

theme pubs

atmosphere-less drinking holes in the uk, characterised by artificial ye olde oake beams, plastic leprachauns, etc etc. I mean, what the hell does, say, cenral cardiff have to with the australian outback? fuck all, that's what. the worst ones are the oirish pubs.

i fancied a pint with my mates, but then one of the twats wanted to go to the "blarneystone n' firkin" so I decided not to bother

by ben dover of the yard July 7, 2004

wank holiday

A self-imposed period of refraining from masturbation , usually brought on by a combination of guilt and self loathing, and/or wrist cramps, or unexpectedly finding yourself with a girlfriend.

A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.

Mike's wrists were starting to ache again, so he decided to go on a wank holiday.

by Ben Dover Of The Yard May 20, 2006

buahahahahahahaha

the same as buahahahahahaha only with an extra 'ha' for added emphasis

that extra 'ha' is all important, said the man doing the manic laughter

by ben dover of the yard July 6, 2004

maradona

Football player, the best of his generation undoubtedly, if not the best player of all time (cetainly the best I've seen and i've been watching football since 1974).

Famous for the so-called 'hand of god' goal against England in the 1986 world cup, demonised ever since, not as if English players ever cheat now is it?

Pathetically, was voted Scotland's 'sportsman of the century' in 1999 but this is just typical of the small minded attitude and low-level racism of most jocks.

Maradona was a great football player. What he was and is as a man is irrelevant.

by Ben Dover of the Yard August 31, 2004

jesus H corbett

what you end up saying when you mean to say jesus h christ but then the 'h' puts you off so it becomes a hybrid of the aforementioned and harry h corbett off steptoe and son.

jesus h corbett what the fuck are you talking about you sad git. er, I mean christ not corbett!

by ben dover of the yard July 7, 2004

Nottingham

a dreary town in the even drearier east midlands whose only claim to fame is the non-existent 'outlaw' Robin Hood who was a victorian work of fiction came from nearby. Every where you look there its robin hood this robin hood that and yes, you've guessed it robin hood the other.

everyone in nottingham is proud of a non-existant person because they bizarely think tourists will want to go there.

by ben dover of the yard August 5, 2004

fascist bullyboys

the metroplitan police

kill the niggers , break their kneecaps - we are the met boys.

by Ben Dover of the Yard April 20, 2004