Ben Dover of the yard's definitions

pigs

1. Pink thing that rolls around in mud and eventually becomes a ham sandwich.

2. Correct name for the so-called 'public servants' colloquially known as the police, for example the neo-nazi organization the metropolitan police who spend most of their time arresting people for DWB, taking bribes from drug dealers (a 2001 report said corruption in the UK police was at 'third world levels'), abusing vulnerable women (another more recent report said the uk police were letting down women who needed them most and noted a huge increase in sexual assualt BY the police on women who had turned to them for help), stop and search black people in inner city london, and causing death in custody but getting away with it because some idiots actually trust these fools and take them at their word.

'sarge, I hate women and want to rape one, I like beating up innocent people and I am a member of the national front.'

'well done son, you'll go far. the pigs need your sort. it's either that or join the army'

by Ben Dover of the Yard April 25, 2004

maradona

Football player, the best of his generation undoubtedly, if not the best player of all time (cetainly the best I've seen and i've been watching football since 1974).

Famous for the so-called 'hand of god' goal against England in the 1986 world cup, demonised ever since, not as if English players ever cheat now is it?

Pathetically, was voted Scotland's 'sportsman of the century' in 1999 but this is just typical of the small minded attitude and low-level racism of most jocks.

Maradona was a great football player. What he was and is as a man is irrelevant.

by Ben Dover of the Yard August 31, 2004

squerl

The highly amusing manner in which americans pronounce 'squirrel' because of their absurdly exaggerated and deeply annoying drawling accent y'all.

The same mannerism makes "Terror" sound like "terr'rr"

the fat stupid american tourist made a twat of himself when he said 'look at the itty bity squerl there climbing a tree'

by Ben Dover of the Yard August 30, 2004

wank holiday

A self-imposed period of refraining from masturbation , usually brought on by a combination of guilt and self loathing, and/or wrist cramps, or unexpectedly finding yourself with a girlfriend.

A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.

Mike's wrists were starting to ache again, so he decided to go on a wank holiday.

by Ben Dover Of The Yard May 20, 2006

fascist bullyboys

the metroplitan police

kill the niggers , break their kneecaps - we are the met boys.

by Ben Dover of the Yard April 20, 2004

Nottingham

a dreary town in the even drearier east midlands whose only claim to fame is the non-existent 'outlaw' Robin Hood who was a victorian work of fiction came from nearby. Every where you look there its robin hood this robin hood that and yes, you've guessed it robin hood the other.

everyone in nottingham is proud of a non-existant person because they bizarely think tourists will want to go there.

by ben dover of the yard August 5, 2004

buahahahahahahaha

the same as buahahahahahaha only with an extra 'ha' for added emphasis

that extra 'ha' is all important, said the man doing the manic laughter

by ben dover of the yard July 6, 2004