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atmosphere-less drinking holes in the uk, characterised by artificial ye olde oake beams, plastic leprachauns, etc etc. I mean, what the hell does, say, cenral cardiff have to with the australian outback? fuck all, that's what. the worst ones are the oirish pubs.
i fancied a pint with my mates, but then one of the twats wanted to go to the "blarneystone n' firkin" so I decided not to bother
by ben dover of the yard July 7, 2004
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Get the buahahahahahaha mug.1. Pink thing that rolls around in mud and eventually becomes a ham sandwich.
2. Correct name for the so-called 'public servants' colloquially known as the police, for example the neo-nazi organization the metropolitan police who spend most of their time arresting people for DWB, taking bribes from drug dealers (a 2001 report said corruption in the UK police was at 'third world levels'), abusing vulnerable women (another more recent report said the uk police were letting down women who needed them most and noted a huge increase in sexual assualt BY the police on women who had turned to them for help), stop and search black people in inner city london, and causing death in custody but getting away with it because some idiots actually trust these fools and take them at their word.
2. Correct name for the so-called 'public servants' colloquially known as the police, for example the neo-nazi organization the metropolitan police who spend most of their time arresting people for DWB, taking bribes from drug dealers (a 2001 report said corruption in the UK police was at 'third world levels'), abusing vulnerable women (another more recent report said the uk police were letting down women who needed them most and noted a huge increase in sexual assualt BY the police on women who had turned to them for help), stop and search black people in inner city london, and causing death in custody but getting away with it because some idiots actually trust these fools and take them at their word.
'sarge, I hate women and want to rape one, I like beating up innocent people and I am a member of the national front.'
'well done son, you'll go far. the pigs need your sort. it's either that or join the army'
'well done son, you'll go far. the pigs need your sort. it's either that or join the army'
by Ben Dover of the Yard April 25, 2004
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A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.
A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.
by Ben Dover Of The Yard May 20, 2006
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by Ben Dover of the Yard April 20, 2004
Get the fascist bullyboys mug.a dreary town in the even drearier east midlands whose only claim to fame is the non-existent 'outlaw' Robin Hood who was a victorian work of fiction came from nearby. Every where you look there its robin hood this robin hood that and yes, you've guessed it robin hood the other.
everyone in nottingham is proud of a non-existant person because they bizarely think tourists will want to go there.
by ben dover of the yard August 5, 2004
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