Ben Dover of the yard's definitions

buahahahahahahaha

the same as buahahahahahaha only with an extra 'ha' for added emphasis

that extra 'ha' is all important, said the man doing the manic laughter

by ben dover of the yard July 6, 2004

taking the piss

vb. Medical.

When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.

I had to go to the clinic and the nurse took the piss out of me

by Ben Dover of the Yard September 4, 2004

wank holiday

A self-imposed period of refraining from masturbation , usually brought on by a combination of guilt and self loathing, and/or wrist cramps, or unexpectedly finding yourself with a girlfriend.

A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.

Mike's wrists were starting to ache again, so he decided to go on a wank holiday.

by Ben Dover Of The Yard May 20, 2006

jesus H corbett

what you end up saying when you mean to say jesus h christ but then the 'h' puts you off so it becomes a hybrid of the aforementioned and harry h corbett off steptoe and son.

jesus h corbett what the fuck are you talking about you sad git. er, I mean christ not corbett!

by ben dover of the yard July 7, 2004

buahahahahahaha

the same as buahahahahahahaha only with one less 'ha' , to give a medium length manic laugh

oh sod it, i'm, leaving off an extra ha, but you get the message, it's a manic laugh, said the evil genius.

by ben dover of the yard July 6, 2004

wibble

Remark frequently made by a watt in an internet conference to try and portray himself as one wild and crazy guy, whilst making 'jokes'about hitting women and dead Chinese people. What he really portrays himself as is a twat. Yes a twat.

Wibble!!!!! said the watt who also used lots of exclamation marks to try and show how wacky he was, but instead just made a bigger prick of himself than usual.

by Ben Dover of the Yard November 13, 2004

drake-brockman

A drake-brockman is an absurd belief that goes against all rational evidence, because it reinforces one's bigoted view of a race or particular group of people. Usually, a drake-brockman is the result of deliberately misrepresenting a source to make them fit your world view.

Cherry the elderly papergirl believed the drake-brockman that asylum seekers are given £300 a week and a pat on the head by the Government, after someone told her this in a post office queue one day.

the de sica believed the drake-brockman that 'many asylum seekers are guilty of serious crimes in their own country' despite the fact that when she was repeatedly asked for evidence she failed to provide any.

by Ben Dover of the Yard April 26, 2004