Ben Dover 's definitions

stumpfuck

A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.

After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.

by Ben Dover October 19, 2004

psychoflexing

To bend an object or defensless person with your mind

johnny psychoflexed the the golf clubs

by Ben Dover October 10, 2004

Hum and a Buff

A Humm and a Buff is a blow job.

She gave me a Hum and a Buff with a screamer and swallowed the evidence.

by Ben Dover October 20, 2004

limp

1. flaccid

2. a way of walking after being boofed

1. Being limp doesn't matter if your the bitch anyway!

2. You'd limp too if you took on all 10 inches at once!!

by Ben Dover January 2, 2007

goober nuts

a guy with bruised/pruny nuts

tessa nut checked jason and gave him goober nuts nut checked

by ben dover October 3, 2004

Birdy

An item to play badmenton.

John hit the birdy out of the court

by Ben Dover December 24, 2003

figabilia

sarcastic ok..

"righteo buddy"

by Ben Dover July 26, 2003