81 definitions by Ben Dover
by Ben Dover September 27, 2004
To sneak into some person's garage and steal any and everything alcoholic, usually out of a refridgerator.
by Ben Dover March 20, 2004
a fat lazy person who sits on the sofa watching American Idol, Survivor or some other shitty plot-less TV show and decides when seeing a big juicy burger flashed on the TV that they must get their fat potato-chip-eating ass into their single-occupant SUV and drive the quarter of a mile to the nearest drive-thru to have a couple super-sized burgers with fries and 4 milkshakes.
those suburbanites are always at the drive-thru
by Ben Dover January 20, 2004
somebody who sniffs their own behind or excretion. Person who usually does this is Micheal Berry of OLSJ. He has flubbery lips and hairs in unusual places.
Mick berry the pap sniffer of OLSJ IN bLABKBURN. hE HAS A SERIOUS ADDICTION TO THE SMELL OF HIS OWN SHITE AND IS A REJECT OF SOCIETY. NOBODY LIKES AN ASS SNIFFER. GET IT!!!!
by Ben Dover April 27, 2004
by Ben Dover February 8, 2005
by Ben Dover December 31, 2004
by Ben Dover November 12, 2004