Bilbo

One of the main characters in J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Hobbit'.
Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit who lives in the Shire in a town called Hobbiton. He leaves is lazy life to go on a quest for dragon's treasure, and he finds the One Ring of Power on the way. He eventually gives the ring to his nephew, Frodo Baggins.

Bilbo is a cool old Hobbit.

by Ben February 22, 2005

buttmitton

a game of trading licks involving a tennis racket and spanking one another.

i decided that tonight just wasn't the night to shave my ass after i played a couple of games of buttmitton.

by ben November 13, 2003

bunkered

Usually used when refering to paintball. when you someone sneeks up on you and shots you 5 times point blank because you SUCK!!!

That noob just got bunkerd.

by Ben March 11, 2004

Mud guppies

Another term for sperm that has been deposited into an anal cavity

Bob deposited a load of mud guppies behind ted's turd cutter last night.

by ben November 12, 2003

Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.

The numpties have f*@ked it up again!

by Ben September 19, 2003

what it is

something you say to someone that you want to fight, kinda like "what you got?"

Drew:you actin like a litte bitch
Ben: what it is?... see me

by ben May 13, 2005

screw driver

a mixed drink of vodka and orange juice

Nothing spells date rape like vodka and orange juice

by Ben December 31, 2004