red card

A statement used as an indication that another's action or statement immediately preceeding it sharply goes against the social norms of the group. The act must be of such an extreme nature as to cause hysterical disbelief or revulsion among members of the group. Obviously this is much stronger than calling a yellow card on someone.

"Yeah, she was so hot, I was ready to jump all over that."

"Dude, that's my sister, and she's only 15- Red Card!"

by Ben December 28, 2004

peep

To hook up with in sexual context.

I peeped a fly honey last night

by Ben April 10, 2005

dang! i gotta go!

Exclamation, point where you realize that you might not make it to the restroom.

mandy cried "dang, i gotta go" just before the pee started flowing down her legs.

by ben November 18, 2003

yojimbo

Bodyguard or protector.(Japanese)
Name of one of the Aeons from Final Fantasy X (He is a greedy bastard)

I will serve as your Yojimbo.

by Ben December 13, 2003

Weakest Link

Popularised by a television game show of the same name, where the loser of each round is dismissed by the host with the phrase "You are the weakest link, goodbye!". Used for people who are the weakest/least intelligent/slowest of a group.

"You are the weakest link! Goodbye!"

by Ben November 26, 2003

Lominutybihfalobo

The scariest Being alive... Scares death himself.

I was pooned by the Lominutybihfalobo!

by Ben November 01, 2004

yellow card

An expression used to indicate that another's statement or action is disgusting or shockingly crude. Can be used with fairly minor statements, but should not be overused. This expresses a lesser degree of shock or disgust that a red card.

"I know she's on the rag, but I need to get some real bad."
"Yellow card, man, gross!"

by Ben December 28, 2004