Ben's definitions

Mud guppies

Another term for sperm that has been deposited into an anal cavity

Bob deposited a load of mud guppies behind ted's turd cutter last night.

by ben November 12, 2003

dilly dally

Verb: To mess around or waste time. Typically used by the very elderly.

Ah you young whipper snapper. Stop dilly dallying and get off your ass!

by ben June 17, 2004

swindells

plain and simple.... a fuckin legend!!

thts so mint its like swindells

by ben January 13, 2005

Princess Sophia

Euphemism for your penis that you will only understand if a woman made you watch "How to lose a guy in 10 days".

Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?

by Ben August 22, 2003

!!!1

Happens when a careless internet queen gets excited and types too much.

Internet Queen : OMG LOL!!!1

by Ben April 22, 2005

hore

a bad spelling of "whore"

"she is such a hore"

by Ben February 8, 2003

carrot gland

The Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit.

After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.

by Ben March 14, 2005