dudj

a man who has an unbelievably small penis

"Yeah, I fucked him last night. He was a total dudj."

by Ben February 02, 2005

packing iron

Wearing or carrying a gun. Usually meant for a handgun, but is generally used for all firearms. Also known as packing heat, carrying, or just plain dangerous.

It should also be noted that you only ask someone if they are packing, but never, ever tell someone that you are "packing iron". Most people shouldn't answer 'yes' to the question, because that means you're either a gangster, gangsta, or wigger.

Italian Mafia 1: Hey, man... you packing iron?
Italian Mafia 2: Yeah, I'm packin'. We gotta hit Valencio tonight. But choo' just fogetta'boutit.

Police 1: Hey, you! Drop that weapon and put your hands in the air!
Police 2: NOW!

Mafia 1&2: Shit!

by Ben June 19, 2006

lithp

noun. the speech impediment characterized by the involuntary replacement of the 's' sound with a 'th'.

Thtop making fun of my lithp.

by ben June 18, 2006

BiGWiG

The greatest fucking band ever.

I went to see Bigwig last night, and it was fucking awesome

by Ben October 03, 2003

jizzworthy

Used not only for hot chicks, but for anything that causes great happiness and gratification.

Here are some examples of 'jizzworthy' items:

- Hot chicks
- Taco Bell
- Popeyes
- Donuts
- Various video games (i.e. goldeneye)
- gamewinning shots in the nba
- other such sports moments (homeruns, etc.)
- nice cars

you get the point..

by Ben November 01, 2006

pawned

To conquer an enemy in an online game such as Counter-Strike.

I totally pawned BoomBoomStick!

by Ben February 13, 2003

butt guppies

See the definition of MUD GUPPIES.

That fag has a fresh load of butt guppies swimming in his man hole.

by Ben October 08, 2004