Ben's definitions

molestation center

slang term for the catholic church

-Hey man, Wanna get trashed tonight?

-Nah, I gotta wake up early and go to the molestation center

by Ben December 10, 2003

deaf leppard

a sexual move where you shoot it in her ear and then hit her all over very quickly to make spots

I was having a bad day and longed for entertainment, so i gave my wife a def leppard

by ben December 10, 2003

and stuff

When you run out of "intellegent" things to say, you add this to a sentence.

"Maybe we could take my Dad's car to the lake this weekend, and make out, and stuff."

by Ben December 11, 2003

yojimbo

Bodyguard or protector.(Japanese)
Name of one of the Aeons from Final Fantasy X (He is a greedy bastard)

I will serve as your Yojimbo.

by Ben December 13, 2003

shinto

Japanese religion

He's a Shintoist
My religion is shintoism
Most japanese people are with the shinton religion (for lack of a better phrase)

by Ben December 13, 2003

Clinger

The one that just wont let go.
Can mean anything from that ex that bothers you to tears to a crab that attaches itself to your testicles while skinny dipping or that crap you did earlier and it still hangs on for dear life (I should know)

She's a clinger just kill 'er
OUCH I got a clinger
RRRRRGH ahh oh god it's a clinger

by Ben December 13, 2003

Windows ME

Crap os that i have unfortunately got install on my pc. The ME part is an abbreviation of many errors

RRRRGH Windows ME crashed again i wish i had XP any donations send to.......(deleted)

by ben December 14, 2003