Ben's definitions

dudj

a man who has an unbelievably small penis

"Yeah, I fucked him last night. He was a total dudj."

by Ben February 2, 2005

packing iron

Wearing or carrying a gun. Usually meant for a handgun, but is generally used for all firearms. Also known as packing heat, carrying, or just plain dangerous.

It should also be noted that you only ask someone if they are packing, but never, ever tell someone that you are "packing iron". Most people shouldn't answer 'yes' to the question, because that means you're either a gangster, gangsta, or wigger.

Italian Mafia 1: Hey, man... you packing iron?
Italian Mafia 2: Yeah, I'm packin'. We gotta hit Valencio tonight. But choo' just fogetta'boutit.

Police 1: Hey, you! Drop that weapon and put your hands in the air!
Police 2: NOW!

Mafia 1&2: Shit!

by Ben June 19, 2006

vagina

A girl's sexual organ that we dirty men can get thier penises in

"Oh johnny, i love the way you stick your penis in my vagina"

"Hey jane, you love the way i stick my penis in your vagina, so we make babies".

by ben October 24, 2006

Blerg

computer code The second in a list of three terms. Similar to foo and bar, spam and eggs, you have blah, blerg, and blarf

#!python
mylist = (1,2),(3,4),(5,6)
for (blah, blerg) in mylist:
do_stuff(blah)
do_stuff(blerg)

by ben April 21, 2003

pud

(1)scrotum, dickwad. (2)flaccid penis...opposite of "boner."

by Ben April 12, 2003

springs demise

a emo band constisting of a few cool guys, and shaun, includes Ryan(guitar) Daniel(bass) Shaun (drums)jason (guitar) and ross (singer). alright band www.springsdemise.co.uk

springs demise are an emo band but arnt sue if they play emo.

by ben February 18, 2005

borange

A Word That Has Been Overdefined, or perhaps a fad or idea that has been run into the ground

Stop freeking defining borange as the only rhyming word for orrange, u know what that is its borange

by Ben January 5, 2005