The use of mud , sand or dirt as lube as a woman jerks your off onto her stomach.
Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face
Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face
by BellsBeach50 May 02, 2019
When your wife, girlfriend or one night stand masturbates with a variety of different flavor popsicles prior to you going down on her.
by BellsBeach50 June 28, 2019
When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.
I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.
by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023
The act of cumming into your partners anus and having them push it back out into your cupped hand. They then proceed to slurp the semen from your hand like a freshly shucked oyster.
by BellsBeach50 May 05, 2019
When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.
by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023
The sexual act of renting a small person to sit on your shoulders as you do your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate any change in position or other sexual acts. Randomly the little person will ask “Who run BARTERTOWN?” which your partner must answer “Master Blaster” or suffer the consequences.
(Insert Name) took a hottie home from the bar and gave her The BARTERTOWN. She was not amused and tried to file charges.
by BellsBeach50 March 09, 2024
The Schooner
While in a hot tub the male pulls his shirt up onto his head like a sail while rocking his penis through his girls ass cheeks. During the act the woman must repeat aye aye Captain.
While in a hot tub the male pulls his shirt up onto his head like a sail while rocking his penis through his girls ass cheeks. During the act the woman must repeat aye aye Captain.
by BellsBeach50 May 06, 2019