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This word concisely explains the process in which a woman reduces a man's thought processes and willpower to a level she can control by her practice of the seductive 'arts.' This is a low form of exercising control/influence over others and is primarily engaged in by women with little to no self-respect, and no respect for the man in question.
Example:
Raquelle: What's up with Johnathan? It's like his logic hopped the first train out of town! He is going against everything he ever said he wanted in a woman. He acts like "Monsieur Love," yet he has nothing to demonstrate concrete reasons for this change of mindset.
Michael: I've thought about that, read the signs... and between the lines... and firmly believe he is a victim of seduction reduction.
Raquelle: Ah, me! To be reduced so small my something that promises much but leaves emptiness in the end! May he come to his senses yet!
Raquelle: What's up with Johnathan? It's like his logic hopped the first train out of town! He is going against everything he ever said he wanted in a woman. He acts like "Monsieur Love," yet he has nothing to demonstrate concrete reasons for this change of mindset.
Michael: I've thought about that, read the signs... and between the lines... and firmly believe he is a victim of seduction reduction.
Raquelle: Ah, me! To be reduced so small my something that promises much but leaves emptiness in the end! May he come to his senses yet!
by Belch Queen June 16, 2019
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Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'
There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.
Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'
There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.
Sister: what's up with Katrielle? She seems a bit down.
Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.
Sister: (looks quizzical)
Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.
Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.
Sister: (looks quizzical)
Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.
by Belch Queen December 2, 2018
Get the Fauxman mug.Occurs when a girl thinks she has found a man that will make all her dreams come true. It doesn't matter about reality--because she views him as her 'beau'--she becomes oblivious to his shortcomings and is totally enamored with the smallest of things. Even a one-word text message becomes loaded with meaning for her.
(Girl looks at her phone and smiles, all dreamy-eyed)
Roommate: what's up? You look tooooo happy...
Girl: oh nothing, I just got the sweetest text from Cedric!
Roommate: (cynically) Really! What pearl of wonderfulness did he say, if you don't mind my asking..
Girl: (with stars in her eyes) he said "Sup!"
Roommate: (muttering quietly) It's the friggin' placebeau effect at work again...
Roommate: what's up? You look tooooo happy...
Girl: oh nothing, I just got the sweetest text from Cedric!
Roommate: (cynically) Really! What pearl of wonderfulness did he say, if you don't mind my asking..
Girl: (with stars in her eyes) he said "Sup!"
Roommate: (muttering quietly) It's the friggin' placebeau effect at work again...
by Belch Queen June 12, 2019
Get the Placebeau Effect mug.Not to be confused with 'punishment,' a word which refers to a penalty or retribution given for some type of offense, punishmeant is way of explaining a type of word-play. If you intend a pun, but it's not exactly a proper pun, it is a pun-ish-meant.
Example:
Punster (after a new-age concert, said to another concertgoer): What a mind-banding experience!
Other person (confusedly): uh. Mind-BANDing?...
Punster: sorry, that was not a good pun... but it was a punishmeant!
Other person (shaking head): um, yeah! For sure! (Hurries away, trying to create as much distance between himself and the 'punishmeanter' as possible)
Punster (after a new-age concert, said to another concertgoer): What a mind-banding experience!
Other person (confusedly): uh. Mind-BANDing?...
Punster: sorry, that was not a good pun... but it was a punishmeant!
Other person (shaking head): um, yeah! For sure! (Hurries away, trying to create as much distance between himself and the 'punishmeanter' as possible)
by Belch Queen June 20, 2019
Get the punishmeant mug.It means something similar to the traditional term saddened, but the cause of the state is specifically due to a miserable sod passing their misery to the soddened individual by some various means. Most often soddening occurs to those who love the sod or need something from the sod, to those who don't expect their beloved sod would choose to hurt them, and are made sick with the sodness of betrayal and abandonment by the unhappy sod.
The condition may be temporary. Sometimes those who experience it wise up. Other times healing takes place between sod and saddened. Unfortunately, often the soddened make a habit of falling prey to this condition.
This can happen to anybody, lovers, friends, or kids of miserable sods.
The condition may be temporary. Sometimes those who experience it wise up. Other times healing takes place between sod and saddened. Unfortunately, often the soddened make a habit of falling prey to this condition.
This can happen to anybody, lovers, friends, or kids of miserable sods.
Her: What happened to Joelle? She is not herself these days.
Gossip monger: haven't you heard? Bruce just was being Bruce, and he's an unhappy ol sod, but she took it personally, and now she's totally soddened.
Her: Sucks to be her...
Bruce: (who happens to be walking by) Sucks to be me! Nobody cares how I was soddened!
Her: I thought Joelle cared...
Gossip monger: haven't you heard? Bruce just was being Bruce, and he's an unhappy ol sod, but she took it personally, and now she's totally soddened.
Her: Sucks to be her...
Bruce: (who happens to be walking by) Sucks to be me! Nobody cares how I was soddened!
Her: I thought Joelle cared...
by Belch Queen November 26, 2018
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