That voice in your head that shouts suggestions and makes demands of those around you, but it stays inside your head. Nobody ever knows unless you voice it or act on it.
For example, if you are talking to a friend that you are bonded to, love and happen to also be attracted to, the 'Silent Screamer' may show up and start saying s*** you never meant to think.
FRIEND: (saying goodbye after a visit) Good to see you... be safe!
ME: Thank you! Good to see you!
SILENT SCREAMER: KISS ME!!!
ME: (hoping he can't read my thoughts) Bye...
FRIEND: What??
ME: What do you mean what?
FRIEND: You looked different, like you were looking beyond me. Was it something I said?
ME: Oh. It wasn't you. I was responding to the Silent Screamer in my head.
FRIEND: ok...
ME: (smiles, waving goodbye and closing the door suddenly)
FRIEND: (saying goodbye after a visit) Good to see you... be safe!
ME: Thank you! Good to see you!
SILENT SCREAMER: KISS ME!!!
ME: (hoping he can't read my thoughts) Bye...
FRIEND: What??
ME: What do you mean what?
FRIEND: You looked different, like you were looking beyond me. Was it something I said?
ME: Oh. It wasn't you. I was responding to the Silent Screamer in my head.
FRIEND: ok...
ME: (smiles, waving goodbye and closing the door suddenly)
by Belch Queen March 21, 2021
A combination of penchant and enchanting. To have a knack for enchanting someone or something. Other forms of the word include penchanted and penchantment.
1) Angus winked at me and I was a goner... totally penchanted!
2) He took me for a walk and was so penchanting that I never wanted to leave.
3) She fainted out of the pure penchantment of the way he said her name.
2) He took me for a walk and was so penchanting that I never wanted to leave.
3) She fainted out of the pure penchantment of the way he said her name.
by Belch Queen May 25, 2019
(Pronounced 'foe man)
Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'
There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.
Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'
There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.
Sister: what's up with Katrielle? She seems a bit down.
Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.
Sister: (looks quizzical)
Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.
Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.
Sister: (looks quizzical)
Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.
by Belch Queen December 03, 2018
It means something similar to the traditional term saddened, but the cause of the state is specifically due to a miserable sod passing their misery to the soddened individual by some various means. Most often soddening occurs to those who love the sod or need something from the sod, to those who don't expect their beloved sod would choose to hurt them, and are made sick with the sodness of betrayal and abandonment by the unhappy sod.
The condition may be temporary. Sometimes those who experience it wise up. Other times healing takes place between sod and saddened. Unfortunately, often the soddened make a habit of falling prey to this condition.
This can happen to anybody, lovers, friends, or kids of miserable sods.
The condition may be temporary. Sometimes those who experience it wise up. Other times healing takes place between sod and saddened. Unfortunately, often the soddened make a habit of falling prey to this condition.
This can happen to anybody, lovers, friends, or kids of miserable sods.
Her: What happened to Joelle? She is not herself these days.
Gossip monger: haven't you heard? Bruce just was being Bruce, and he's an unhappy ol sod, but she took it personally, and now she's totally soddened.
Her: Sucks to be her...
Bruce: (who happens to be walking by) Sucks to be me! Nobody cares how I was soddened!
Her: I thought Joelle cared...
Gossip monger: haven't you heard? Bruce just was being Bruce, and he's an unhappy ol sod, but she took it personally, and now she's totally soddened.
Her: Sucks to be her...
Bruce: (who happens to be walking by) Sucks to be me! Nobody cares how I was soddened!
Her: I thought Joelle cared...
by Belch Queen November 27, 2018
A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.
For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:
Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.
Example two:
Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...
Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!
Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.
Example two:
Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...
Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!
Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
by Belch Queen March 04, 2019