Definitions by Belch Queen
Bummed
Feeling knocked onto the butt, or bum, by circumstances. Synonym of down, dejected, sad or disappointed.
Bummed by Belch Queen February 10, 2019
Fauxman
(Pronounced 'foe man)
Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'
There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.
Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'
There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.
Sister: what's up with Katrielle? She seems a bit down.
Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.
Sister: (looks quizzical)
Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.
Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.
Sister: (looks quizzical)
Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.
Fauxman by Belch Queen December 2, 2018
Soddened
It means something similar to the traditional term saddened, but the cause of the state is specifically due to a miserable sod passing their misery to the soddened individual by some various means. Most often soddening occurs to those who love the sod or need something from the sod, to those who don't expect their beloved sod would choose to hurt them, and are made sick with the sodness of betrayal and abandonment by the unhappy sod.
The condition may be temporary. Sometimes those who experience it wise up. Other times healing takes place between sod and saddened. Unfortunately, often the soddened make a habit of falling prey to this condition.
This can happen to anybody, lovers, friends, or kids of miserable sods.
The condition may be temporary. Sometimes those who experience it wise up. Other times healing takes place between sod and saddened. Unfortunately, often the soddened make a habit of falling prey to this condition.
This can happen to anybody, lovers, friends, or kids of miserable sods.
Her: What happened to Joelle? She is not herself these days.
Gossip monger: haven't you heard? Bruce just was being Bruce, and he's an unhappy ol sod, but she took it personally, and now she's totally soddened.
Her: Sucks to be her...
Bruce: (who happens to be walking by) Sucks to be me! Nobody cares how I was soddened!
Her: I thought Joelle cared...
Gossip monger: haven't you heard? Bruce just was being Bruce, and he's an unhappy ol sod, but she took it personally, and now she's totally soddened.
Her: Sucks to be her...
Bruce: (who happens to be walking by) Sucks to be me! Nobody cares how I was soddened!
Her: I thought Joelle cared...
Soddened by Belch Queen November 26, 2018
The BioClock Speaking
An utterance, voice, thought or dream that comes as one ages, that, even though logically one does not want a baby, urges one to be fruitful and multiply.
Aging woman: I had a dream last night that I was nursing a baby, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I want a baby so bad now.
Friend: Don't worry... that's just the bioclock speaking and doesn't mean anything.
Aging woman: (thoughtfully) I'm ovulating today...
Friend: You know you don't want that. Do not heed when the voice of the bioclock speaks!
Friend: Don't worry... that's just the bioclock speaking and doesn't mean anything.
Aging woman: (thoughtfully) I'm ovulating today...
Friend: You know you don't want that. Do not heed when the voice of the bioclock speaks!
The BioClock Speaking by Belch Queen October 20, 2018
missappropriate
Missappropriate is the state of feeling an appropriate sense of missing someone. When you don't see-- or talk to-- someone for which you have fondness, connection, strong feelings, and deep bond, you Missappropriate them.
Not to be confused with misappropriate, which is to wrongly use funds designated for one purpose for another purpose, usually for ill gain.
Not to be confused with misappropriate, which is to wrongly use funds designated for one purpose for another purpose, usually for ill gain.
Example:
Rachel: I miss Douglas. I love him and enjoy his company, but now I hardly ever see him.
Alan: that's completely Missappropriate, you love him and you feel bonded to him.
Rachel: I miss Douglas. I love him and enjoy his company, but now I hardly ever see him.
Alan: that's completely Missappropriate, you love him and you feel bonded to him.
missappropriate by Belch Queen March 13, 2018