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Nylon Pylon Special

The act of shoving a nylon orange pylon camera up your'e ass cheeks so far that the doctor has to reach inside you to remove it.
Jack: yo what ever happened to that Latina babe you met on tinder?
Me: Oh yeah, she gave me a bad Nylon Pylon Special and I just had to fucking leave it at that.
Jack: Damn
An absolute fucking idiot who relatively has an extra brain cell.
Steve: Hey Jerry did you hear about Mrs. Smith?
Jerry: Yeah, I heard she left her leash at her house when she took her dog for a walk. What a fucking muh.
Steve: Yeah, she really is a fucking muh.

Tootsie Roll Twister

When your fucking a girl and she squeezes your'e nipples so hard you shit yourself.
Last night a fucked a bad bitch and she gave me bad Tootsie Roll Twister
The retarded kid in class who thinks everything is food and shits himself everyday. But he's surprisingly good at Madden.
Joe: Hey, you see that chunky kid over there?
John: Yeah he's at total fucking retard
Joe: Yeah he's most likely a Wareham