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chattin shit

Someone or something:
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.

Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely.
Examples of chattin shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Swampy: "They're not your friends, they're OUR friends"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"
by Beester July 24, 2008
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Chatting Shit

Someone or something:
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.

Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely
Examples of chatting shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"
by Beester January 20, 2006
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Yeppellish

Displaying the characteristics of the famous professional gambler from Alwoodley, who goes by the name of "Yeppell".
Examples of Yeppellish behaviour includes:
- Using any special occasion as an excuse to wear a suit (preferably white) and hire out a limo
- Drinking champagne
- Driving a silver 206
- Wearing shades
- Clubbing attire consisting of white loafers and a shirt with only 2 buttons done up
- Being obsessed with "birds and stuff"
- Listening to cheesy dance tunes e.g. bodyrockers
- Owning fcuk garments
- Having one pint then going onto the smirnoff ices
- Regularly perusing markets
- Getting into debt
- Refusing to get a job other than for YTV/Steve
- Purchasing stuff thats sold out in leeds and can only be obtained in catalogues e.g. Timberland boots, Klaus Kobec watch (rrp £900)
- Haggling down the price of a taxi home from £12 to £10 - "we can get it cheaper"
by Beester September 12, 2008
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ey fukin ey

Being obsessed with someone to the point of ringing them up every day, texting if not on the phone to them, sellout out mates for them, and having an arm around them at all possible times.

Doing it in a high pitched or aggressive manor to indicate the level of togetherness of the relationship is optional.
Heppell: I'm off out with riddeal tonight
Response: EY FUKIN EY
by Beester September 7, 2005
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ey fuckin ey

Being obsessed with someone to the point of ringing them up every day, texting if not on the phone to them, selling out mates for them, and having an arm around them at all possible times. Doing it in a high pitched or aggressive manor to indicate the level of togetherness of the relationship is optional.
Heppell: I'm off out with Riddeal tonight
Response: EY FUKIN EY
by Beester September 8, 2005
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Ussss

A sound made to display a positive outlook on proceedings.
Heppell: yeah, went to the bookies today and put £50 on knot in wood at redcar, usssssssssss.

Kendy: just found £20 ussssss!
by Beester April 28, 2008
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