wrai

Can be pronounced in many ways including - 'ray', 'ree', 'reeeaaaeeeeee'.

Usually follows a particular unfortunate moment or incident.

Is the direct opposite of ussss.
Yeppell: I only sold 5 cards this week, thats £7 income for the month, wrai.

Beester: But wrai, can we still have cuddles though?

White: Wrai! Swampy just broke up with me, but wait up, i'll be in bondi shortly...

Patson/Kendy: Oh well, this will be the 3rd season in a row we're paying premier league season ticket prices to watch lower league football...wrai :(

Gayshall: No more australia, wraaaaaaiiii

Kevo: wrai, sharn won't take me back but london will, usssss.
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ey fuckin ey

Being obsessed with someone to the point of ringing them up every day, texting if not on the phone to them, selling out mates for them, and having an arm around them at all possible times. Doing it in a high pitched or aggressive manor to indicate the level of togetherness of the relationship is optional.
Heppell: I'm off out with Riddeal tonight
Response: EY FUKIN EY
by Beester August 23, 2005
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chattin shit

Someone or something:
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.

Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely.
Examples of chattin shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Swampy: "They're not your friends, they're OUR friends"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"
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dealt

A word of geordie origin. Has a variety of meanings, these include,

To be happy with proceedings (I have dealt)

To be especially pleased with something (proper dealt)

A random word to say during awkward moments of silence (dealt!)

To ask someone if they are well (are you deeeealt?)

An offensive put-down (Are ya dealt being a cunt?)

Again as with most 'lads phrases', the word can be pronounced in a high or low pitched manner.

Certain followers of a lower league team choose to use the similar sounding word 'delph' refering to an over-rated youngster, who most propably won't be playing for them next season.

Similar to the word, ussss.
woody: proper dealt like.

Yeppell: o'neills have a half price sale on shorts, dealt!

Kendy: When I nicked her bag and took it to the toilets, i found 100 euros, dealt!
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Ussss

A sound made to display a positive outlook on proceedings.
Heppell: yeah, went to the bookies today and put £50 on knot in wood at redcar, usssssssssss.

Kendy: just found £20 ussssss!

by Beester April 28, 2008
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ppppp

As it is virtually impossible to express into words the sound of a cum shot, this is the chosen way it is written as.

Obviously, it refers to an exclamation of delight without the strenuous activity of actually achieching an orgasm.

Hand gestures are optional.
Gayshall: I just made 20 grand picking grapes, now i can hang out with the crazzzyyy guys pppppp!

Gayshall: We're off to the chinese disco pppppp

Gayshall: New ffaf album and tour ppppp!

Gayshall: My hair is green, ppppp
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