Definitions by BeerChuggin'German
97.9 The Box
A radio station in the Greater Houston area which opens weekday mornings with a retarded "Rollcall Yall" portion on the Matt Hadder Show before the good stuff (( R&B )) gets a chance to come on. Avoid it if you find the Rollcall song annoying; Go to it if you like R&B in the afternoon
Matt Hadder: "It's da roll call yall! It's the roll call yall! A B C D E F G. H I J K L-M-N-O-P. Q R S, and T U V. W X, and Y and Z. Next time won't you sing with me at 6:40.
Me: -Screaming at the radio- Shut the fucking hell up! I hate you, "97.9 The Box!"
Me: -Screaming at the radio- Shut the fucking hell up! I hate you, "97.9 The Box!"
97.9 The Box by BeerChuggin'German December 5, 2009
Caw
1. (Incorrect) A Jamaican "swear word" used to cover up profanity.
2. (Verb) The noise a bird flying overseas makes. Typically precedes a nice little stinky turd landing on your head if you don't watch out for the passing seagull
3. (Slang) A random noise a person makes to attract pointless attention; to break the ice.
2. (Verb) The noise a bird flying overseas makes. Typically precedes a nice little stinky turd landing on your head if you don't watch out for the passing seagull
3. (Slang) A random noise a person makes to attract pointless attention; to break the ice.
1. StudentInClass1: *CAW* this piece of *CAWWWWWWWW*!
Teacher: Shut up, Steve! Go to detention!
2. Seagull: Caw, caw! -Releases a turd onto a fisher man-
Fisherman: Fuck! Stupid bird shit landed on my head, Mark!
Mark: \o/ (LOL)
3. RandomNoobOnMySpace: CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! G3t this m3ss@ge t@ 5 of ur homeboyz n gurlzzzzzzzz ta get 5 mil!!!!!1eleven1!!
LiteratePersonOnMySpace: Get the *FUCK* off the Internet!
Teacher: Shut up, Steve! Go to detention!
2. Seagull: Caw, caw! -Releases a turd onto a fisher man-
Fisherman: Fuck! Stupid bird shit landed on my head, Mark!
Mark: \o/ (LOL)
3. RandomNoobOnMySpace: CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! G3t this m3ss@ge t@ 5 of ur homeboyz n gurlzzzzzzzz ta get 5 mil!!!!!1eleven1!!
LiteratePersonOnMySpace: Get the *FUCK* off the Internet!
Caw by BeerChuggin'German October 11, 2009
Savage Plague
A fetish for Native Americans, Native American culture, or Native American whatever. Typically found in Greenland by horny Danes, Savage Plague has since made a few outbreaks in Asia, Australia, and even parts of backward Europe. Derives from the words "Noble Savage," a derogatory term for Native Americans.
Euroamerican dude: Damn! Did you see that sexy dark skinned, straight black haired chick walk by? She has a huge ass!
Some random dude: Shut the fucking hell up! Valiciana will kick your fucking Savage Plague'd ass!
Euroamerican dude: O_O' I have Sava
Some random dude: Shut the fucking hell up! Valiciana will kick your fucking Savage Plague'd ass!
Euroamerican dude: O_O' I have Sava
Savage Plague by BeerChuggin'German October 4, 2009
Van
@m3ric@n dud3: "Yoz! That'z my homez Gary Van Zi. No wait, it's Twain Van Pel. No, no, no... It's Berkeley Van Order!"
Dutch Kid: "Actually, it's Mark van Edgar."
Dutch Kid: "Actually, it's Mark van Edgar."
Van by BeerChuggin'German September 7, 2009
Guest
1. A person not yet a resident of an institution/ household but instead a "lurker;" Someone who is a temporary arrival.
2. A person that uses a feature on ROBLOX to either:
A. Try out Roblox as a completely benign player (Rare)
B. Act as a noob and delete people's creations as well as Teamkilling ("Friendly fire")
The latter is the reason why a good proportion of Roblox's elitists wish to restrict or even remove the Guest feature altogether.
2. A person that uses a feature on ROBLOX to either:
A. Try out Roblox as a completely benign player (Rare)
B. Act as a noob and delete people's creations as well as Teamkilling ("Friendly fire")
The latter is the reason why a good proportion of Roblox's elitists wish to restrict or even remove the Guest feature altogether.
1. Man1: Damn those fuckers! They took my tea again without asking!
Man2: Those guests must leave if they don't act politely.
2. NoobOnRoblox: Cumz onz! Fux y@ur cr3@ation! -Deletes many things like hell-
ProperUser: F*** you! -Reports using the Roblox Report feature which rarely works on guests as they are temorary "accounts"-
Man2: Those guests must leave if they don't act politely.
2. NoobOnRoblox: Cumz onz! Fux y@ur cr3@ation! -Deletes many things like hell-
ProperUser: F*** you! -Reports using the Roblox Report feature which rarely works on guests as they are temorary "accounts"-
Guest by BeerChuggin'German August 10, 2009
Platonic Marriage
A marriage between two or more people in which none of the partners have sexual intent; main purpose for a Platonic Marriage may be to gain access to the other's financial supply
Man1: Yo. I wanna marry you, sexy.
Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!
Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!
Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!
Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!
Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!
Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!
Platonic Marriage by BeerChuggin'German August 6, 2009
CX=D-------------------------------------------
Person1: "Yo Mitch. I got myself a CX=D-------------------------------------------. Wanna fight?
Person2: "Hell no! You will pwn my ass with that shit!
Person2: "Hell no! You will pwn my ass with that shit!
CX=D------------------------------------------- by BeerChuggin'German July 18, 2009