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The foreign languages course in French public schools where all children must, by the age of 10, learn to say "we surrender" in no fewer than 8 languages.
Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao: We are thankful that the Bien sûr les langues étrangères are now insisting on teaching Traditional Chinese.
Now if we could only teach the French to work and stop eating snails. Even we won't eat those gross things.
Now if we could only teach the French to work and stop eating snails. Even we won't eat those gross things.
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Get the Bien sûr les langues étrangères mug.A black guy promising to put the moves on a large breasted, blonde white woman before he runs for POTUS.
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Get the rock you like a Herman Cain mug.Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.
I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.
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Get the beebism mug.The habit of being alert to another's intentions to fool or deceive yourself or others.
A natural tendency to doubt the actions or intentions of others.
An innate ability to spot treachery and deception before it negatively affects oneself.
A natural tendency to doubt the actions or intentions of others.
An innate ability to spot treachery and deception before it negatively affects oneself.
He says he isn't isn't trying to move in on my girl but my hocus focus tells me otherwise.
"Dude, you never would have been fooled into buying that piece of junk if you had some hocus focus."
"Dude, you never would have been fooled into buying that piece of junk if you had some hocus focus."
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Get the morontorium mug.More easily spoken version of the acronym BBS. The origin of the word beebism.
Slang expression referring to the WERA BBS.
Slang expression referring to the WERA BBS.
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