Beavis's definitions

zeroday

post whore.

zeroday is a friggin post whore.

by beavis October 2, 2003

Blosser

one seckzy mother fucker with a huge swingin cock who likes to do the tripod in his livingroom an wave at passing by traffic

person1: man you see that ho over there?
person2: yea i fucked her one night.. bitch is such a loosy only blosser could get off in that shit

by beavis December 18, 2004

volence

Always gets the job done.

The 8-track wouldn't fit in the VCR, so I used some violence with a baseball bat to get it in.

by Beavis September 10, 2003

sadapop

Er....Where's the punchline, AYB? Although yeah, sodapop does mean soda and pop.

I get high on Jolt sodapop caffeine.

by Beavis March 31, 2003

dicktation

the gentle art of teaching someone by fucking them

its ok sweetie, its time for some dicktation

by Beavis September 21, 2003

bunk

really bad pot

marijuana that was swept off the floor and has dog hair and carpet fuzzies in it

ditch weed

if you smoke that bunk you'll just get a bas headache

by Beavis December 6, 2003

imajackass

A pimpin ass website whos ran by we arent sure but it does have one seckzy mother fucker named Jay on there who's allways droppin words of wisdom on everything from life to the beyond.. - I heart Jay -

That 'Yo' fucker is kinda gay but I sure do heart Jay

by beavis December 24, 2004