Beavis's definitions

zeroday

post whore.

zeroday is a friggin post whore.

by beavis October 2, 2003

mushroomhead

a band consisting of 8 members. They play metal mixed with industrial kinda like Marilyn Manson

Slipknot copied Mushroomhead's mask look

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

WANKER

A pathetic attempt at an insult

why you damn wanker i'll beat your arse!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

the episcopal academy

some little bitch goes here, klu klux kliff

reason for not fighting, "it's a waste of my time." what a pussy

by beavis March 23, 2005

Religion

THe reason why we still haven't built colonies on the Moon and Mars by now.

It really sucks that politics and religion are both mutual.

by Beavis July 12, 2003

sponer

spontaneous boner; an unexpected or unwanted erection of the penis

I was sittin' in church, and I got this sponer that wouldn't go down

by Beavis January 19, 2004

ogo

a pimp ass texting device where i can tag base with my ho's. my bitches can be all up in my text while im kickin it with some other whore, an shes none the wiser.

person1: yo man check this rip right hurr.. this bitch was all up jockin my balls right when her sister be texting me like a mofo.. bitch never even knew it yo! i skeet all up on that bitch an dropped her whore ass off then met up wit her sis later on yo!

person2: rizzle?

person2: shizzle!

by beavis December 20, 2004