Definitions by Beaver shearer

Female husband 

A woman in a relationship who takes on the more masc jobs, they are often the breadwinners, prefer pets over kids and potentially have a shitty family/family member. Unlike girlbosses who are 80% of the time morally questionable Female husbands are known to be petty and actually likeable

Amy: ya heard of that video game character? She's such a girlboss
Lyra: fuck no! She's a fucking female husband not a stupid girlboss

Female husband by Beaver shearer February 23, 2025

Catspreading 

When a cat takes most of the space on a bed or sofa, also used when a cat steals your spot

Gerald: Luna, stop catspreading on my bed!
Luna: meow murr meow

Catspreading by Beaver shearer February 7, 2025

Captain Novolin 

One of the few diabetes themed games

Captain Novolin is a bad representation of diabetes

Captain Novolin by Beaver shearer January 5, 2025

Beaver sheaver 

Beaver shit

I found some beaver sheaver at the river

Beaver sheaver by Beaver shearer December 4, 2024

Chickendicoem 

A diet consisting only of chicken and chicken eggs

My doctor prescribed me a chickendicoem diet

Chickendicoem by Beaver shearer December 4, 2024