Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink

“Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 07, 2025

Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Blackpool handshake

Being extremely high on ketamine or cocaine and take a massive sloppy shit in the middle of public

“Ayup that tramp is having a blackpool handshake”

by Beau_the_smeg February 07, 2025

Bovril bingo wings

Beefy smelling saggy hairy armpits

“Oi love i’m not being funny but can you put away your Bovril bingo wings they fucking stink”

by Beau_the_smeg February 14, 2025

Boom boom begging

Someone who is simping and pretty much begging for sex lots of simps do this

“Oi that will is boom boom begging”
“What a wanker !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 07, 2025

Shit temple

A public place with the perfect toilet to take a shit in usually the disabled toilets

“I’ve got a turtle head popping out mate !”
“Oh dw there’s a shit temple down the hall”

by Beau_the_smeg February 07, 2025

Knob gobbler

Someone who always has to make everything sexual at any opportunity

“Monty is such a knob gobbler !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 07, 2025