Definitions by BeanTownBeanery
cuntburger with cheese
Cuntburger with cheese: A female that is above average expectations of an ordinary cunt or cuntburger; its that rare gem, hardly ever witnessed by two people, usually observed by one person : a phenomenon in which a female is menstruating, PMS’ing, is a bona fide cunt, but has a yeast infection.
“Damn, my brother’s wife is a regular fuck’n cuntburger with cheese, treating my brother like a slave.”
cuntburger with cheese by BeanTownBeanery January 29, 2021
butt nougat
Butt nougat: a two-toned colour of turd, usually dark brown turd mixed with light brown crap. It resembles the appearance of the sweet, sugary, chocolatey substance found in a Snickers bar.
“Man, almost shit my pants getting to the toilet... because, someone left some butt nougat on the seat.”
butt nougat by BeanTownBeanery May 8, 2020
cheddar foot
Cheddar foot/feet: a condition whereas, a person’s foot or feet, smell like rotten cheese and when rubbed against a course surface, leave a trail of dead foot... giving the appearance of fresh parmigian cheese.
Everywhere she walked, she left a trail of cheddar foot. She should cover up her cheddar feet, and not wear sandals,
cheddar foot by BeanTownBeanery June 19, 2019
Ass Smear
The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.
Ass Smear by BeanTownBeanery September 8, 2013