cuntburger with cheese

Cuntburger with cheese: A female that is above average expectations of an ordinary cunt or cuntburger; its that rare gem, hardly ever witnessed by two people, usually observed by one person : a phenomenon in which a female is menstruating, PMS’ing, is a bona fide cunt, but has a yeast infection.
“Damn, my brother’s wife is a regular fuck’n cuntburger with cheese, treating my brother like a slave.”
by BeanTownBeanery January 29, 2021
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sloppy slutburger

A sloppy slutburger is that kind of slut that does a dirty dick to a guy, but in this case the slut is rushing off to her next fuck and forgets to wipe the spent jism in her cunt, and the next guy eats her out and thinks she’s cum’n on his face.
Damn! It’s the second time she served me a sloppy slutburger, I had it tested for sperm and it tested positive!
by BeanTownBeanery January 30, 2021
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jizz jew

Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
“It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
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Ass Smear

The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.
"Gross! Somebody left a slippery, Ass Smear in the women's bathroom toilet seat, again."
by BeanTownBeanery September 08, 2013
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