I’m a ma and when I walk by people say p-u. So I thought if I wore Pumas they would say hey nice kicks and not notice the bo. It’s working!
by BeStill December 03, 2019
He was raised on nothing but scrounged up enough to be a shoe shiner.
She impressed him with her resourcefulness as a shoe shiner so after she made his shoes look spiffy and new again he tipped her big time.
She impressed him with her resourcefulness as a shoe shiner so after she made his shoes look spiffy and new again he tipped her big time.
by BeStill December 04, 2019
A pedo man farts (Spanish) while on foot. A pedo man likes to walk barefoot as he is of the soil. Don’t walk beside or behind the pedo man in case of severe flatulence.
That ped (pedestrian) of the soil is a total pedo man because he walks in the soil while passing gas. Not to be confused with a pedophile. They wear shoes. And fart inside.
by BeStill December 04, 2019
Lani, sweet child of mine! M knows the ocean of possibilities for us still before her and you! You give her hope, happiness and fulfillment and she can’t wait to lay her eyes on you!
by BeStill December 01, 2019
by BeStill December 03, 2019
Lay lady lay is a beautiful song that could be remade like a wide bed covered in white softness and light the morning after.
by BeStill December 05, 2019