Pedo man

A pedo man farts (Spanish) while on foot. A pedo man likes to walk barefoot as he is of the soil. Don’t walk beside or behind the pedo man in case of severe flatulence.
That ped (pedestrian) of the soil is a total pedo man because he walks in the soil while passing gas. Not to be confused with a pedophile. They wear shoes. And fart inside.
by BeStill December 04, 2019
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Shoe shiner

He was raised on nothing but scrounged up enough to be a shoe shiner.

She impressed him with her resourcefulness as a shoe shiner so after she made his shoes look spiffy and new again he tipped her big time.
by BeStill December 04, 2019
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Lost children

She had felt that something was missing for decades. She sought to fill the missing pieces with work of passion. To change the world in a way she couldn’t change this feeling of loss. Of Lost Children. her lost children. her sons. Childhoods she will not know. In a world gone mad she sought to be love and light. Stronger now she can fight but would rather not have to be constantly prepared for war.
She dreams of a reunion with her Lost Children. Has the world found her lost boys and surrounded them in warmth and love. Tears emptied under a wobbly shower head.
by BeStill December 05, 2019
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Puma

I’m a ma and when I walk by people say p-u. So I thought if I wore Pumas they would say hey nice kicks and not notice the bo. It’s working!
The new Puma ads are sick!
by BeStill December 03, 2019
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Jenny

Jenny is a sister to all, a role model and a badass. Make you go gay.
Jenny thank you for trying to help but it was a lost cause at that time.
by BeStill December 03, 2019
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Lay lady lay

Lay lady lay is a beautiful song that could be remade like a wide bed covered in white softness and light the morning after.
Lay lady lay. Lay across my big wide bed.
by BeStill December 05, 2019
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