BeAN's definitions

smarts

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

by bean February 10, 2003

erection

The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.

This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again

by bean March 5, 2003

Mentard

Adjective: Mixing the two words: mental and retard. Often describing a person who is either an idiot or a lunatic.

Bob's such a mentard for hitting on brittany speares!

by Bean January 27, 2004

pillow friends

Lesbians. Seen in novel Path of Daggers, Robert Jordan.

Quote from memory:
It's none of my business that you two spend so much time together, for all I know you could be pillow friends.

by bean October 10, 2003

American Eagle

1. the bird used as a symbol of the United States

2. A clothing store located in many different shopping malls. People buy stuff there.

1. Look how beautiful that eagle looks in its natural habitat!!

2. Do you feel like getting that cute sweater at American eagle today?
Naw... I'm going to wait till it's on sale.

by Bean December 2, 2004

vibrator

El Enemigo!! (the enemy in spanish)

The antithesis to the male penis.

Your ex-girlfriend: Yeah, I dumped him, alright. But hey, I gotta vibrator.

by Bean April 17, 2005

pussy rock

a particularly gay genre of rock and roll where either the song matter or the members of the band are effeminate

marcy playound

by bean February 10, 2003