Bbb23’s left testicle's definitions

Shakirity

The state of being Shakira or like Shakira.
Comes from a mishearing of the word “security.”

My dog is my personal security blanket.
What? Your Shakirity jacket? Does your dog make you want to, like, waka-waka or something?

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 16, 2024

Canada

A place where if you die, nobody knows if you will die in real life.

If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?

by Bbb23’s left testicle October 27, 2023

temnaiogkdwrusqzycxbjplfvh

You have reached the pinnacle of boredom. You've exhausted every way to move your finger across the qwerty, qwertz, azerty and dvorak keyboards and decided to teach yourself Morse Code. You found a handy branching chart that can help you learn it, but it has also shown you a whole knew way to organize the twenty-six letters of the alphabet, from dashes to dots, shortest to longest codes:
T: -
E: .
M: --
N: -.
A: .-
I: ..
O: ---
G: .--
K: -.-
D: -..
W: .--
R: .-.
U: ..-
S: ...
Q: --.-
Z: --..
Y: -.--
C: -.-.
X: -..-
B: -...
J: .---
P: .--.
L: .-..
F: ..-.
V: ...-
H: ....

I'm sick of typing out every single alphabet combination in existence. Time to take a break and learn Morse Code… oh wait- what's that? Time to look up temnaiogkdwrusqzycxbjplfvh on Urban Dictionary.

by Bbb23’s left testicle December 21, 2024

Portland

The self-proclaimed capital of weirdness in the USA. Proud home of hipsters, stoners, fat people and fat stoned hipsters. The people pretend to care about the environment despite managing to turn a beautiful spot in the middle of forest, which was just about the prettiest place on earth, into a sea of giant concrete rectangles that reeks of air pollution. When you cross over the Columbia River to Washington, you immediately notice that the air gets cleaner, the rivers get bluer, and so do the skies. Overall the surrounding vicinities of Portland are a great place for kayaking, fishing and hiking. Enter the city itself at your own risk: it's basically a cheaper, shittier version of Seattle, but at least Seattle has the sea planes...

You know you've been in Portland for too long when you realize your waitress at a restaurant has an Adam's Apple.

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 20, 2023

ekrpat

What happens when you try to type dvorak with a dvorak keyboard.

D.nl m. igfow orm.ydcbi co ,prbi ,cyd mf t.fxrapew C-m irbba ugjtcbi ec.w dr, er C i.y cy rgy ru ekrpat mre. ln.ao. d.nl aaaaaaaaaaaaadddd!

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 6, 2023

orraight

How Australians pronounce alright.

Sheila: Oi, 'ya busy m8? Time ta get tha shrimp on the bahbie cunt
Bruce: Orraight mate, waitin in the billabong

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 17, 2023

choccy milk

A “meme” enjoyed solely by retarded 8 year olds, and the easy sign of a little kid on the internet

A retarded 8 year old: Posts image of Baby Yoda with the scumbag Steve hat, a gun, laser eyes, smoking cannabis, and a glass of chocolate milk, with amogus and XOK in the background, captioned “HERE, HAVE SOME CHOCCY MILK BECAUSE YOU ARE EPIC”
Everyone else: *punches hole in computer screen* This is the dumbest retarded shit Ive seen in my life. *pours rubbing alcohol into eyes*

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023