Definitions by Bbb23’s left testicle

Portland

The self-proclaimed capital of weirdness in the USA. Proud home of hipsters, stoners, fat people and fat stoned hipsters. The people pretend to care about the environment despite managing to turn a beautiful spot in the middle of forest, which was just about the prettiest place on earth, into a sea of giant concrete rectangles that reeks of air pollution. When you cross over the Columbia River to Washington, you immediately notice that the air gets cleaner, the rivers get bluer, and so do the skies. Overall the surrounding vicinities of Portland are a great place for kayaking, fishing and hiking. Enter the city itself at your own risk: it's basically a cheaper, shittier version of Seattle, but at least Seattle has the sea planes...

You know you've been in Portland for too long when you realize your waitress at a restaurant has an Adam's Apple.

Portland by Bbb23’s left testicle August 20, 2023

The Password Game 

The most ridiculously difficult game you will ever play, on a website called neal.fun. Dark souls has no shit on this game. I would never force my worst enemies to play this game, even that is far too cruel a punishment. You must make a password that involves guessing a country feeding a virtual pet chicken constantly, and solving that one damn puzzle game called wordle for some reason. Very few people have actually

I tried The Password Game, and it made be decide all my life decisions may be worthless.

The Password Game by Bbb23’s left testicle August 17, 2023

Penis 

Penis means efforted in Esperanto, the made up language that takes random words from all over the world. Don't believe me? type efforted into Google Translate, English to Esperanto.

Efforted in Esperanto is penis, look it up on Google translate

Penis by Bbb23’s left testicle August 16, 2023

shaiza 

Misspelling of scheiße, which means shit in German, pronounced "shaiza".

*sharts in public* Aww shaiza, I left a shaiza in my pants!

shaiza by Bbb23’s left testicle August 10, 2023

Industrial Society and its Future 

The greatest essay ever written.

After reading Industrial Society and its Future, I've been convinced that Ted Kaczynski was right.

Industrial Society and its Future by Bbb23’s left testicle August 10, 2023

choccy milk 

A “meme” enjoyed solely by retarded 8 year olds, and the easy sign of a little kid on the internet

A retarded 8 year old: Posts image of Baby Yoda with the scumbag Steve hat, a gun, laser eyes, smoking cannabis, and a glass of chocolate milk, with amogus and XOK in the background, captioned “HERE, HAVE SOME CHOCCY MILK BECAUSE YOU ARE EPIC”
Everyone else: *punches hole in computer screen* This is the dumbest retarded shit Ive seen in my life. *pours rubbing alcohol into eyes*

choccy milk by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023

There’s monkeys in the walls 

A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.

Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*

There’s monkeys in the walls by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023