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An admittedly stupid new inside joke on the (once-)popular Wikipedia parody website known as Uncyclopedia (en.uncyclopedia.co). The joke began in an article titled "A story built one word at a time" (in which, of course, an editor could only type one word into the article before waiting for someone else to do the same). In this story, these shoes were by chance referred to as swag, eventually leading to the word "moccasin" being spammed all over the story and elsewhere on Uncyclopedia, often in giant bold letters.
Large amounts of moccasin lore now exists on Uncyclopedia, such as a the existence of a nation called Moccasinia ruled over by the Great Lord Móckasiin (I can't make this stuff up), and the all-knowing Supreme Skin-Shoe Deity Mokkááwŝen.
Large amounts of moccasin lore now exists on Uncyclopedia, such as a the existence of a nation called Moccasinia ruled over by the Great Lord Móckasiin (I can't make this stuff up), and the all-knowing Supreme Skin-Shoe Deity Mokkááwŝen.
WOW! Willy Wonka can shit! That's how I died. Remember the penguins at the chocolate factory? They pushed Mario, then jumped onto a pregnant Luigi in hell, also moccasins kill moccasins just because moccasins kill moccasins moccasinly because of fucking
(in giant bold letters) moccasins.
(in giant bold letters) moccasins.
by Bbb23’s left testicle May 4, 2024
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"Our target audience is so small that we don't even have to worry about alienating our customers with questionable advertising!"
"We don't care about profit. How else could we have become a billion-dollar business?"
"We use organic cotton and recycled materials in our sweaters! We're so original!"
As an avid hiker who lives in the same town as the original Patagonia HQ, that's their entire business for ya.
"Our target audience is so small that we don't even have to worry about alienating our customers with questionable advertising!"
"We don't care about profit. How else could we have become a billion-dollar business?"
"We use organic cotton and recycled materials in our sweaters! We're so original!"
As an avid hiker who lives in the same town as the original Patagonia HQ, that's their entire business for ya.
by Bbb23’s left testicle December 20, 2023
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by Bbb23’s left testicle September 6, 2023
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by Bbb23’s left testicle March 17, 2024
Get the avatar the last airbender mug.In 2019, "Sus" was just the scientific name for pigs, and maybe an infamous old English law.
In 2020, it meant suspicious, and was generally used in the context of "among us".
In 2021, it meant: relating to "Among Us" or resembling its stocky armless astronaut characters.
In 2022, it meant you were a little behind on meme culture.
In 2023, it basically just means that an act is perceived as stereotypically homosexual.
In 2020, it meant suspicious, and was generally used in the context of "among us".
In 2021, it meant: relating to "Among Us" or resembling its stocky armless astronaut characters.
In 2022, it meant you were a little behind on meme culture.
In 2023, it basically just means that an act is perceived as stereotypically homosexual.
"I don't know man, you've been looking kinda sus lately"
2019 guy: *oink oink*
2020 guy: "Woah, you play it too?"
2021 guy: "DING DING DING DING DING DING DING- DIDIDING"
2022 guy: "Bro that isn't funny anymore"
2023 guy: *silence* "YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!"
2019 guy: *oink oink*
2020 guy: "Woah, you play it too?"
2021 guy: "DING DING DING DING DING DING DING- DIDIDING"
2022 guy: "Bro that isn't funny anymore"
2023 guy: *silence* "YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!"
by Bbb23’s left testicle September 21, 2023
Get the Sus mug.A combination of underage and ragebait, when someone on a forum pretends to be too young to know anything about what’s going on, for the sole purpose of pissing people off.
Not to be confused with jailbait, which is when underage people (mostly girls) try to seduce grown men (and women, presumably) online.
Not to be confused with jailbait, which is when underage people (mostly girls) try to seduce grown men (and women, presumably) online.
by Bbb23’s left testicle November 17, 2024
Get the Underagebait mug.A retarded 8 year old: Posts image of Baby Yoda with the scumbag Steve hat, a gun, laser eyes, smoking cannabis, and a glass of chocolate milk, with amogus and XOK in the background, captioned “HERE, HAVE SOME CHOCCY MILK BECAUSE YOU ARE EPIC”
Everyone else: *punches hole in computer screen* This is the dumbest retarded shit Ive seen in my life. *pours rubbing alcohol into eyes*
Everyone else: *punches hole in computer screen* This is the dumbest retarded shit Ive seen in my life. *pours rubbing alcohol into eyes*
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023
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