Batman's definitions

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002

lips on balls

The position one is found in after suffering a fatality incured by finally reaching.

Dude, my aunt found my cousin lips on balls no sheezy.

by batman December 12, 2002

Casey

A really nice guy that stands by your side no matter what. Appreciates everything you do even if you go through tough times together. And doesn’t let anyone get the best of him through manipulation. And stands out farther than anyone I’ve ever met in my life.

Casey is the best friend I’ve ever met. ~Delani Ross(from North Carolina)

by Batman July 8, 2019

pennsbury girl

a skanky ass hoe usually with stds, and often marked with a fungus growing around her vagina. see also HIV , std , whore , skank .

ewww dude i can't believe you hooked up with that pennsbury chick.

by batman February 15, 2005

teefpaste

Substance applied to the teefs during the process of brushing.

He brush his teefs with teefpaste before he go to bed

by batman December 4, 2003

psycheout

A derogatory term, see brown noser

It's all shpadoinkle!

by batman December 30, 2004

im not sure whether its bleeding any more

the phrase used to express the feeling of insecurity of ones ear

'u know my ear? im not sure whether its bleedong any more.'

by batman March 19, 2005