cheap

unfair, biased, assful, gay, inexpensive, profit-challenged, Go-Lo.

That cheap ass sold me a car with no seats, and that's the way I likes it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

the duck is eating a mango

A lame-ass internet quote which means nothing. It's intentions were to be comical. Wasn't, willn't.

OMFG!!11 Teh duk is aeting a mangi!1 LOLZ~!!112

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

suckle

1. The act of corporate dogs and government fatcats chewing and sucking the teats of George W. Bush.
2. The act of purchasing an XBox.

I suckled Microsoft's smooth, bald ass by purchasing and playing the XBox.

by bastardized bottomburp May 23, 2003

Uninhibited

Holy shaith, Dr. Discolunchbox!

"I tumbled into a wormhole which sucked me into a parallel universe where this definition for 'Uninhibited' controls the entire galaxy and eggs eat people."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 21, 2003

pee your pants

The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 29, 2003

*

Surrounds said actions in IM conversations or Chat-rooms.

<ButtAzn> *yawns* Im tired
<HyrenMaster> No shit
<ButtAzn> lolz
<HyrenMaster> what?

<AznFaggot> *smacks KillThemAll over the head* bad KillThemAll! BAD!1 lolz
<KillThemAll> How is that funny?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

The village idiot

Homer Simpson.

<Homer> Stupid grill! Why won't you light? The gas is on full-blast!
<Bart> You better stick your head in and see what's going on.
<Homer> Good idea!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 09, 2003