cloves

Tiny plant bulbs which, when combined with Tom Collins mix and a spare pie-top, create change-of-heart decisions and disgust.
<Homer> You gotta improvise, Lisa! Cloves.. Tom Collins mix... mmm!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003
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hello shitty

What one would say if one peered into a used toilet bowl.
<RoboToilet> I am honored to accept your waste.
<TubboFromDubbo> Hello Shitty!
by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003
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SMSer

Those trendie faggots invading the population of schools, spending their days fiddling with their mobile phones, messaging each other with such messages as 'wot u doin' and 'fuk ura mom LOLZ'. They never call anyone because they have no one to call, or think they're 'too cool for school' so they only SMS each other and get the giggles when they see the responce.

I don't have a mobile phone, and I am proud. I don't wanna turn into a testicle-brained cheese-case. And, besides, I'd spend too much money because I refuse to 'tok lyk dis'.
<SMSer1> *messaging* wot is doin?
<SMSer2> *replying* msging u!!
<SMSer1> *replying* LOLZ!
<SMSer2> *replying* i no i am da funyest.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 19, 2003
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main screen turn on

What you say when Windows starts up.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003
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Xenomorph

The creatures from the Alien series with smooth, horizontally-placed-banana-shapped heads, an exoskeleton, extremely sharp teeth and a stab-wise tail. Commonly has no visible eyes.
The xenomorphs from Aliens had acidic blood and a "tongue" with teeth.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 24, 2003
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hoy

A word muttered after being contradicted, or after someone says something they think is right/cool, but isn't.
<CheeseWad> Yuo fagit
<LavatoryMaster> Hoy..
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003
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clod

1) A total and complete bastard
2) A phewlish one
3) Someone gullable

See clodhopper
1) You father was a clod
2) Josh went and made a clod of himself.
3) That clod is so gullable, I told him Iraq won the war. Ha.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
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