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plustard

1) To improve something retarded, making it more retarded (See uptarded)
2) Something that has been added to something else to make them form into one big ball of retardation.
3) A retard who does things that make he or she more retarded each day.

The plustard got hit by a parked car.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

vagesticles

When a woman's clitoris is replaced by a large, bulging testicle sack.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003

pornfolio

1. A small portfolio of all the adult films you've appeared in, all the pornographic magazines you've posed in and all the websites you've posed and starred in.

2. A collection of porn collected from magazines.

"If you'd take a careful look at my pornfolio, you'd see I'm quite the right person to play the character Johnny the Incubus."

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003

pop an ass

To: fart; pass gas; phut; expulse methane

Wes was gettings its ons ands shes gones ands popped an ass ons mes. Smellies.

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

AOL Kids

sad little fuckers who can't spell, or co-ordinate their fingers to type in a keyboard properly. See n00bs.

<AOLmunchkin> HELLO!!!111 lolz.
<FatTony> Well, if it ain't the stench on society's a-hole. How you doing, assbaby?
<AOLmunchkin> Wot?/
<FatTony> Never you mind your small, feeble head.
<AOLmunchkin> fuk u,, ura suk, u stopid fukhad.
<FatTony> And how.
<AOLmunchkin> brb,, i gotta go 2 teh tiolet!1 lolz.
<FatTony> How is that funny?
<AOLmunchkin> ura looser.
<FatTony> Says the unco-ordinated hick with a Mountain Dew bottle up his/her/its ass. Might I note that the Mountain Dew bottle is full of Mountain Dew. Painful enema, mayhaps?
<AOLmunchkin> fak u man

And then the assyness will continue into the night.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

2 of Americas most promising individuals, will one day aspire to more than TV and nachos. And maybe get laid.

Huh huh. He said anus.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

chodebusters

Collective noun for a group of people who kill/destroy chodes.

"Who ya gonna call? Chodebusters!"
"Get the Chodebusters over here, Justin Timberlake has entered the building!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003