BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

bastard-flop

Alternative to dick-flop. A bastard-flop is a terminal bastard who flops about, like he or she ones you.

<GUY1> That she-male, ass-fudgin' bastard-flop just gave me 5 Dollars! She ain't so bad!
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

The Enter Key

A key I use so much that the word 'Enter' is worn out.

Some keyboards have the 'Return' key instead of the 'Enter' key - usually Macs. Same shit, different smell.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 23, 2003

pop-up ads

1. Ads that no single person would even consider considering. Why must they even exist?
2. Synonymous to the words 'annoying', 'blinding', 'frustrating' and 'crash'.

I got pop-up added on UrbanDictionary.com of the future.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 12, 2003

e-word

Electronic word - such as asl, rofl, kikikiki, lol and lmao.

"LOL! ROFL! LMAO! KIKIKIKI! ASL!?!" - Retard

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 12, 2003

*

Surrounds said actions in IM conversations or Chat-rooms.

<ButtAzn> *yawns* Im tired
<HyrenMaster> No shit
<ButtAzn> lolz
<HyrenMaster> what?

<AznFaggot> *smacks KillThemAll over the head* bad KillThemAll! BAD!1 lolz
<KillThemAll> How is that funny?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

thuck you

Sounds like 'fuck you'. Can also be used in replacement of 'thank you' or 'kthxbye'.

<Jeeves> Here is your morning tea, sir.
<Pomp> Thuck you.
<Jeeves> I beg your pardon!
<Pomp> Go ahead and beg.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 15, 2003

penal combustion

It's penile, not penal, you dumb schmuck.

penile surgery
penile combustion
penile sex
penile head

by bastardized bottomburp May 19, 2003