Uptarded

1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.

1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 02, 2003

hooah

When said while thrusting the pelvis, and after saying a long sentence, creates humor.

Sir,IjustseemedtohavedroppedyourvaseandkilledyourdogwhileIwasmindingyourhouse - (thrusts pelvis) HOOAH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

Chap

Man; friend; chum

Come along, chaps, its time for the mass suicide!

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

sloppy

To describe poo

I'm doing a sloppy poo!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003

j-list

Your friend in Japan!

You've got a friend in Japan!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 12, 2003

ura suk

Non-sensical ramblings spurted on the internet by azns, net whores and geeks. Generally translated it means 'You Are A Suck', though this makes no sense still. The best translation would be 'You Suck'.

PongO124: I wnet 2 teh farm yestay! LOZL!
Yuriporker: Shut the hell up, fucktard.
PongO124: GRR!!!111 URA SUK!!!
Yuriporker: Shit man, get a life.
Pong)124: SHut teh fack uop, man!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

ROFLMCLAO

The idiot versian of saying 'Ha. Ha. How very amusing.'

<bastard#1> This chatroom is gay
<completebastard#1> ROFLMCLAO
<bastard#1> Shut the fuck up, ballhair, go fuck your other 'net-whores.
<completebastard#1> ROFLMCLAO!!111
<bastard#1> Hoy...

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003