Homsar

Probably Homestar's brother or relative, with his underbite, body-shape and name-resemblance. Owns a transforming hat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

Fishbulb

When combined with a light-bulb and a happy-looking cartoon fish, creates a Japanese version of Homer Simpson known as 'Mr. Sparkle,' a brand of dish washer detergent that banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.

Mr. Sparkle is direspectful to dirt.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 14, 2003

†

A sword or dagger.

I'll knife you with my †

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 29, 2003

guarding the bee

Mr Burn's distractive task given to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's dullest individuals.

Burns made Homer Simpson the Head Bee Guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

rancid

tainted, spoiled, gone-off. Usually referred to meat products and meat alternatives.

Teh rancid maet hert my bely!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

shit-flecks

Flecks of excretion found around the anus.

I scratched my a-hole and got a heap of shit-flecks on my finger.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

phut

A short, precise excape of air.

heave... heave... PHUT!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003