BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

Chief Piggum

Clancy Wiggum, chief of police in Springfield, USA. Knows what he's gettin' (some donuts).

He called me Chief Piggum! Oh, now I get it. Ha ha.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003

Feminem

Eminem in drag.

Feminem flashed me her cock.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

j-list

Your friend in Japan!

You've got a friend in Japan!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 12, 2003

broken

Out of order, like my old walkman.

The inability to function.

Crap, my ass is broken. Oh well. I'll be sitting here for a while, so... definitions galore.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

Politically-Correct Old Lady

Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003

homework

Anything that consumes your time. Some of it is necessary, other times it is the result of your idiot Geography teacher spending 3/4 of class time explaining things irrelevant to your yearly mark, class work or anything. As for Math, it's just annoying sheets of paper that is made to help you revise what you learnt in class. I reckon the notes in the book are enough.

Homework causes stress, boredom and loss of time to do more important things or fun things. It's just an extension of school.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003

quit

To end a program.

Quit AIM.
Quit Photoshop.
Quit CuteFTP.
Quit Internet Explorer.
Quit Raping_Young_Boys.jpg
Quit Windows.
Quit reading this definition.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003