Definitions by Basil Bastardson

Shat-twat 

Most commonly used in reference to others. The physical resemblence of one's self to a faeces covered vagina.

"Sir, your wife is as ugly as a Shat-twat!"

Shat-twat by Basil Bastardson December 12, 2006

Assasinassed 

To have any area of your ass violated at anytime without your knowledge. Usually in reference to a pre-meditated attack on the ass, with the victim completely unaware of the violation.

My dad went to his annual work Christmas party last night and got so drunk that he passed out in the store room. He woke up hours later only to realise he had been assasinassed whilst unconscious.

Assasinassed by Basil Bastardson December 12, 2006