Based Fiend's definitions

Cling

A dude so desperate that he hits on every woman to the point of becoming a nuisance. He will orbit around women while they are trying to work, believing he is saying what they want to hear, but is actually beyond annoying and disruptive.

Clings aree often asked to leave or are banned from premises, but they won't learn and will keep at it.

"ugh, a cling came into my work today, he literally followed every woman around the store asking everyone out, security had to ask him to leave. We couldnt even get work done"

by Based Fiend July 25, 2022

you're not ugly

Something unattractive men are told as a ruse to keep said men pursuing and asking women on dates. Almost sociopathic.

Person 1: Never been on a date, I keep getting called ugly and creepy-looking.
Person 2: You're not ugly!
Person 1 continues to get told he is ugly and turned down for the next 20 years.

by Based Fiend July 15, 2024

Someone for Everyone

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.

40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..

by Based Fiend March 18, 2021

simpgrooming

The act of grooming a guy into becoming a simp and approaching/making a fuss over every woman he sees. asking each if he can take them out on dates. Not specifically for the purpose of a potential relationship, but in order to benefit the woman. Usually performed online in forums or Youtube comments.

A simp groomer will use patronizing terms like

"looks don't matter"

"aww just keep trying, there's someone for everyone"
"you're not ugly"
"when are men going to man up and ask us out?"

Simpgrooming is actually a turnoff for men, and can be dangerous.

J: "I've asked 1000 girls this week if I can take them on an expensive date! None have said yes, but I have to keep trying, there's someone for everyone"
T: "dude, who's simpgrooming you"

by Based Fiend August 20, 2023

real man

A term mostly women use to groom men into a man who takes women on dinner dates, buys her flowers and gifts, agrees with and defends anything the women says, does what she demands and sacrifices his interests and beliefs to support hers.

"I'm a real man who knows how to treat a lady, last week I went on a random date, bought her flowers and a silver necklace, took her to dinner, and then I went home. that's what real men do, right?".

by Based Fiend July 19, 2024

Simp Fishing

The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.

More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.

"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"

by Based Fiend March 14, 2021

The Greens

An Australian cult full of rejects, who pose as an "activist" group to feel relevant. Full of uni dropouts, Karens, soyboys, and . They act like spoilt brats - if they don't get their way they rally, use shaming tactics and generic insults, and claim that they know everything about the world after doing one uni class. Many of them dye their hair or make up strange words to label themselves to think "look at me, I'm special".

The Greens are so desperate for votes they pander to minorities and immigrants and target primary school aged children, as well as troll Youtube channels like Sky news, trying to use primitive shaming tactics. Because they are desperate for attention and to feel relevant, the Greens will protest and rally over anything they can find, even petty things like what someone said on Facebook.

The Greens have crazy idea and make rash decisions, but assume everyone else will fund it.

Jo: "The Greens Party rallied today, holding up traffic and public transport"
Jane: "Yep, usual procedure".

by Based Fiend April 21, 2023