Based Cow's definitions

Milking Blood

When you milk a meme or trend so hard that it draws blood on it and make it die much faster.

"Gee, people were really milking blood with that among us trend."

by Based Cow December 2, 2021

Budlighted

When something or someone (usually a corporation) posts cringe like Bud Light did, they get Budlighted, causing their brand to be destroyed in an instant, as using it becomes an embarassing act.

A: Target just lost 9 billion dollars from selling pride month products early

B: Looks like they just got Budlighted.

by Based Cow May 25, 2023

Personal Funny

The thing that equals instant humor in someone's mind.
Usually, when a meme becomes a personal funny, it becomes nearly immortal in that person's mind.

Person 1: Amogu DDUDUDUUDUDUDUD! HEHEHAHAHAHOHOHEAHEA
Person 2: Why do you think that's so funny?! That meme is so dead!
Person 1: Sorry but it's my personal funny.

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

by Based Cow May 12, 2023

Self Defense

When someone tries to beat you up so you beat them up to stop them from beating you up.

Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Cow

A fat vegan, or a vegan that eats grass. Can also be both.

1:
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
2:
Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021