Definitions by Based Cow

Point Farmer 

Someone who posts truckloads of juicy internet content (memes, videos, etc) to get internet points in return.

Those meme channels are big point farmers!

Point Farmer by Based Cow December 4, 2021

Milking Blood 

When you milk a meme or trend so hard that it draws blood on it and make it die much faster.

"Gee, people were really milking blood with that among us trend."

Milking Blood by Based Cow December 2, 2021

Touch Some Grass

A command people use on toxic people when they go too far, which is basically asking the toxic person to go in nature for a while.

Person 1: UR sO BAD LOL XD ROFLMAO YOur OpInion SUX
Person 2: Geez, calm down, go touch some grass.

Touch Some Grass by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Cow 

A fat vegan, or a vegan that eats grass. Can also be both.

1:
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
2:
Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.

Cow by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Self Defense 

When someone tries to beat you up so you beat them up to stop them from beating you up.

Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.

Self Defense by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Crimsonpilled 

Super redpilled but not quite blackpilled. Braces for the worst to happen, but still has hope. May also mean the leader of a redpilled community.

1:
Person 1: Person 3 is buying a lot of rice, salt, water, and other doomsday prep products.
Person 2: Person 3 must be bracing for the result of that trial, he might be crimsonpilled.
2:
Redpilled Person: This community leader is based, he's crimsonpilled

Crimsonpilled by Based Cow November 16, 2021