Based Cow's definitions

Milking Blood

When you milk a meme or trend so hard that it draws blood on it and make it die much faster.

"Gee, people were really milking blood with that among us trend."

by Based Cow December 2, 2021

Point Farmer

Someone who posts truckloads of juicy internet content (memes, videos, etc) to get internet points in return.

Those meme channels are big point farmers!

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

Void Meme

A meme that died so hard and/or is so unfunny that there's literally no humor at all in it, and can't even be revived as an ironic meme. Old filler memes are more likely to be void memes.

That boomer minions meme format is so dead that it's probably about to become or is already a void meme.

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

Personal Funny

The thing that equals instant humor in someone's mind.
Usually, when a meme becomes a personal funny, it becomes nearly immortal in that person's mind.

Person 1: Amogu DDUDUDUUDUDUDUD! HEHEHAHAHAHOHOHEAHEA
Person 2: Why do you think that's so funny?! That meme is so dead!
Person 1: Sorry but it's my personal funny.

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

Cow Humor

An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.

Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

You don't have enough memory in the memory card

A casual, subtle way of calling someone stupid, as they do not have enough memory in their memory card. Or, in other words, not enough memory in their brain.

Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?

by Based Cow June 15, 2022