Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Barry McCockinnerass

backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

Merch

Hammering a clit with a big toe at a rapid pace.

She said "rub my clit baby" so I gave her the turbo toe

Merch

Uncircumcised penis

Dudes dick looks like a naked mole rat in a towel

Merch

Fucking bitches, long-dick style, while keeping a safe distance

"Don't wanna catch no feelings. So i fucked her long-dickstance."

Merch