Naked mole rat in a towel

Uncircumcised penis

Dudes dick looks like a naked mole rat in a towel

by Barry McCockinnerass December 13, 2020

backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

Turbo Toe

Hammering a clit with a big toe at a rapid pace.

She said "rub my clit baby" so I gave her the turbo toe

by Barry McCockinnerass December 13, 2020

Long-dickstance

Fucking bitches, long-dick style, while keeping a safe distance

"Don't wanna catch no feelings. So i fucked her long-dickstance."

by Barry McCockinnerass November 13, 2019