Definitions by Barry McCockinnerass

backwards fucking pageantry 

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

backwards fucking pageantry by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

Turbo Toe 

Hammering a clit with a big toe at a rapid pace.

She said "rub my clit baby" so I gave her the turbo toe

Turbo Toe by Barry McCockinnerass December 13, 2020

Naked mole rat in a towel 

Uncircumcised penis

Dudes dick looks like a naked mole rat in a towel

Naked mole rat in a towel by Barry McCockinnerass December 13, 2020

Long-dickstance 

Fucking bitches, long-dick style, while keeping a safe distance

"Don't wanna catch no feelings. So i fucked her long-dickstance."

Long-dickstance by Barry McCockinnerass November 13, 2019