Barry G.'s definitions

The Smoker

Annoying girl who complains of chronic illness yet smokes like a chimney, cries poormouth but wastes money on cigarettes. Hobbies include surfing and defacing signs of able candidates.

"If the Smoker is in such a financial problem, why does she spend half her money on cigarettes?"

by Barry G. September 8, 2004

Commander Autopilot

Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.

"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"

by Barry G. March 23, 2004

Colonel Power

Government teacher who thinks he can give kids detention for not doing hw. Doesnt realize senior year is over.

"Yo Colonel Power no one did the hw!"

by Barry G. April 4, 2004

Overachievers

Students at a South Jersey college whos life revolves around making elaborate posters and powerpoints to make their fun-loving classmates look bad.

"Now the overachievers are bringing in consultants to help with their projects!"

by Barry G. September 22, 2004

Voodoo robot

math professor who mispronounces zero and studies students pictures in his free time. Can't teach for anything!

"What was the Voodoo Robot talking about today?"

by Barry G. September 24, 2004

waste

meeting for an hour and a half to discuss whether you are or are not allowed to have shot glasses or alcohol posters in your dorms at a South Jersey college.

"It is a waste to discuss banning Absolout posters!"

by Barry G. August 26, 2004

taxcrell

North Jersey congressman whos politically stuck in the 1930's, presided over double-digit unemployment in paterson, votes for every tax increase. He does like the ladies, which makes him better than McGreevey!

"George Ajjan is gonna send Taxcrell back to p-town in November!"

by Barry G. September 16, 2004