Definitions by Barry G.

east paterson 

former and more approriate name of elmwood park

"just call it what it really is...east paterson!

east paterson by Barry G. September 8, 2004

Sweet Stick 

lameass sophomore who carries a stick around at a south jersey college.

Sweet Stick doesnt get any!

Sweet Stick by Barry G. September 8, 2004

waste 

meeting for an hour and a half to discuss whether you are or are not allowed to have shot glasses or alcohol posters in your dorms at a South Jersey college.

"It is a waste to discuss banning Absolout posters!"

waste by Barry G. August 26, 2004

Hot Potatoes Jim 

English teacher with a good knowledge base but who is often diverted by his Lord of the Rings worship and obsession with Hot Potatoes program. Constantly interrupted by chants of "dildo" and "raspberry-flavored monkey jizz" in class.

"Hot Potatoes Jim is making us read all 3 Lord of the Rings Books! Blueberry-flavored horse jizz!"

Hot Potatoes Jim by Barry G. May 13, 2004

Abominable Trailer 

Cranky replusive high school student who threatens those smaller than him but is still constantly mocked. Hated by funny Jamaican Earth Science teacher.

"I almost went blind looking at Abominable trailer!"

Abominable Trailer by Barry G. May 13, 2004

Colonel Power 

Government teacher who thinks he can give kids detention for not doing hw. Doesnt realize senior year is over.

"Yo Colonel Power no one did the hw!"

Colonel Power by Barry G. April 4, 2004

Commander Autopilot 

Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.

"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"

Commander Autopilot by Barry G. March 23, 2004