Barry G.'s definitions

ASSbury park

Big NJ gay hangout. Future home of Jim McGreevey and Golan Cipel.

"ASSbury park is so gay the guys on Queer Eye dont go there!"

by Barry G. September 16, 2004

east paterson

former and more approriate name of elmwood park

"just call it what it really is...east paterson!

by Barry G. September 8, 2004

daycare

what goes on at a certain central bergen county high school involving teachers giving answer keys on tests and the constant yelling of "jizz, waste and dildo"

It might snow in Detroit, so daycare is cancelled for today.

by Barry G. March 23, 2004

Evil Floormate

college student who is obsessed with pretty girl he worked with but cant get. claims he doesnt drink when he gets smashed all the time.

"Walk the other way to avoid the evil floormate!"

by Barry G. September 8, 2004

waste

meeting for an hour and a half to discuss whether you are or are not allowed to have shot glasses or alcohol posters in your dorms at a South Jersey college.

"It is a waste to discuss banning Absolout posters!"

by Barry G. August 26, 2004

Abominable Trailer

Cranky replusive high school student who threatens those smaller than him but is still constantly mocked. Hated by funny Jamaican Earth Science teacher.

"I almost went blind looking at Abominable trailer!"

by Barry G. May 13, 2004

Hot Potatoes Jim

English teacher with a good knowledge base but who is often diverted by his Lord of the Rings worship and obsession with Hot Potatoes program. Constantly interrupted by chants of "dildo" and "raspberry-flavored monkey jizz" in class.

"Hot Potatoes Jim is making us read all 3 Lord of the Rings Books! Blueberry-flavored horse jizz!"

by Barry G. May 13, 2004