15 definitions by Barry G.

Commander Autopilot

Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.

"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"

by Barry G. March 23, 2004

Sweet Stick

lameass sophomore who carries a stick around at a south jersey college.

Sweet Stick doesnt get any!

by Barry G. September 9, 2004

east paterson

former and more approriate name of elmwood park

"just call it what it really is...east paterson!

by Barry G. September 9, 2004

Evil Floormate

college student who is obsessed with pretty girl he worked with but cant get. claims he doesnt drink when he gets smashed all the time.

"Walk the other way to avoid the evil floormate!"

by Barry G. September 9, 2004

Naptime

Freshman philosophy class at a South Jersey college which is only occasionally interrupted by the professor giggling to himself.

"Don't worry about your homework for naptime!"

by Barry G. September 9, 2004

ASSbury park

Big NJ gay hangout. Future home of Jim McGreevey and Golan Cipel.

"ASSbury park is so gay the guys on Queer Eye dont go there!"

by Barry G. September 17, 2004

Overachievers

Students at a South Jersey college whos life revolves around making elaborate posters and powerpoints to make their fun-loving classmates look bad.

"Now the overachievers are bringing in consultants to help with their projects!"

by Barry G. September 23, 2004