to blimp

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007

muguna

Adverb to express the future tense

Hmmmnnnaaaa muguna wup yo ass.

by Barney Vincelette November 09, 2006