Definitions by Barney Vincelette

to blimp 

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

to blimp by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007

muguna 

Adverb to express the future tense

Hmmmnnnaaaa muguna wup yo ass.

muguna by Barney Vincelette November 9, 2006