Definitions by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino

archive.org

A website that can be used either to see older versions of websites or watch and play old videogames, TV shows and more!

Dude! I found this on archive.org!

archive.org by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino September 5, 2016

poptarts are not kleenex

A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"

Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.

poptarts are not kleenex by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino April 13, 2016

ESRB 

The board that parents should pay attention to.

Store Clerk: Let me see your ID because this game was rated M by the ESRB.
Mom: Alright fine...
Kid: ZOMG I IS GETTING CALL OF DUTY!!!

ESRB by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino April 13, 2016