Barndoor 's definitions
Someone who takes being a repulsive individual almost to far. The only solution being a most agonising death, preferably lynched and set on fire:
Male 1: Oh Jesus christ its that Go Compare advert with that fat cunt who looks like pavarotti on his death bed
Male 2: He's a cancer of life mate
Male 1: Oh Jesus christ its that Go Compare advert with that fat cunt who looks like pavarotti on his death bed
Male 2: He's a cancer of life mate
by Barndoor April 2, 2010
Get the Cancer of Lifemug. Similar to a Hot Salad, but must have both parties either BE German or SPEAK German while engaging in a combination of the Hot Lunch and Tossed Salad. Proper etiquette dictates that the "Deucer" is also the "Tosser" unless tossing preceeds deucing.
by Barndoor August 11, 2016
Get the Hot German Saladmug. Mike: "Hey Al, get in here now, that prick Harvey from So Solid shit is acting a twat on The Match"
Alan: "What a Blackstard!"
Alan: "What a Blackstard!"
by Barndoor November 5, 2008
Get the Blackstardmug.