Definitions by Barndoor
Hot German Salad
Similar to a Hot Salad, but must have both parties either BE German or SPEAK German while engaging in a combination of the Hot Lunch and Tossed Salad. Proper etiquette dictates that the "Deucer" is also the "Tosser" unless tossing preceeds deucing.
Hot German Salad by Barndoor August 11, 2016
Cancer of Life
Someone who takes being a repulsive individual almost to far. The only solution being a most agonising death, preferably lynched and set on fire:
Male 1: Oh Jesus christ its that Go Compare advert with that fat cunt who looks like pavarotti on his death bed
Male 2: He's a cancer of life mate
Male 1: Oh Jesus christ its that Go Compare advert with that fat cunt who looks like pavarotti on his death bed
Male 2: He's a cancer of life mate
Cancer of Life by Barndoor April 2, 2010
Blackstard
Mike: "Hey Al, get in here now, that prick Harvey from So Solid shit is acting a twat on The Match"
Alan: "What a Blackstard!"
Alan: "What a Blackstard!"
Blackstard by Barndoor November 5, 2008