Definitions by Barndon A

myspacecapades 

to spend a large amount of time looking around on myspace. normally, throughout that time you find interesting information on people that you know.

through my myspacecapades, i figured out that this one player was going out with 3 chicks at the same time.

myspacecapades by Barndon A July 24, 2008

schmith hit

to take an overly large puff on your cigar or cigart

"Look at this man, im gonna take a schmith hit"
*guy dies from tobbaco inhalation*

schmith hit by Barndon A December 11, 2005

cigart

A very cheap and worthless cigar that is purchased at a gas station or a local 711

"Im going to go up to mobil and buy myself a nice cigart for 79 cents"

cigart by Barndon A November 22, 2005

Jeff Smoker 

another way of saying blowjob

Asshole Guy: I got a jeff smoker from this stupid chick in the closet a few days ago, it was great!

Jeff Smoker by Barndon A November 7, 2005