Definitions by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V

Raw thouser

Masturbating in a sleeping bag that is in a bed with 2 other men, also in their own sleeping bags, while another man sleeps on the floor.

There was a Mel Brooks movie on so Jason could not stop raw thousering

Raw thouser by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V March 9, 2018

Plop train

When 7 or more guys consecutively defecate in a toilet without flushing.

It’s Wednesday, you guys wanna run a plop train?

Plop train by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V February 9, 2018

sneaky sniff

When you touch ya butt and then sneak a sniff of your hand, usually by pretending to itch your nose.

Chris did a sneaky sniff on his way out of the bathroom and nobody was none the wiser!

sneaky sniff by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V November 6, 2017

Airplane plop

When one chooses to intentionally void their vowels of fecal matter while on an airplane to gift the entire flight a delectable aroma. In order for it to be a proper airplane plop, the defecater must plan the plop in advance, eating specific amounts and types of foods to time the plop so that it occurs after take off.

Chris did an airplane plop on his way to Orlando. Upon exiting the airplane bathroom, he became filled with pride once he saw the looks of disgust and utter horror on his fellow passengers faces.

Airplane plop by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V November 6, 2017