1. Contrary to popular belief, the Counting Crows are actually several middle-aged buttholes that have brainwashed most radio stations and youth into believing they make music. Actually, they make extremely expensive garbage-noise which is painful to hear in much the same way a fever hallucination is to experience.
2. An activity a person in a wheatfield might do.
2. An activity a person in a wheatfield might do.
hey, its long december! i love counting crows!
what? wait... really?
what do you mean? they're a really good band.
i hope your kids die of rabies.
what? wait... really?
what do you mean? they're a really good band.
i hope your kids die of rabies.
by Barnaby J. July 04, 2008
Get the Counting Crows mug.Any so-called music that is actually just fancy noise. It is especially garbage if the music is unfortunately liked by many stupid people.
I can't believe I payed like 4 billion dollars to go to this Counting Crows concert. It's just a painful marathon of garbage-noise. Can someone euthanizes me soon? I hope the band's plane crashes.
by Barnaby J. July 05, 2008
Get the garbage-noise mug.People that mistakenly assume that doggy style means anal sex, because they always have butt sex on the brain for some reason, as if "leashed" to the idea in the same way a dog is leashed to a tree.
-Me and Jill did it doggy style in your van a few minutes ago.
-What?! Now my van is going to smell like butt fluid for days! That vile stench will seep into my upholstery. That'll really up the resale value, shithead. What were you thinking??
-I didn't have buttsex, you Anal Leash. Besides, I think you're describing a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner. I have more class than that.
-I don't.
-What?! Now my van is going to smell like butt fluid for days! That vile stench will seep into my upholstery. That'll really up the resale value, shithead. What were you thinking??
-I didn't have buttsex, you Anal Leash. Besides, I think you're describing a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner. I have more class than that.
-I don't.
by Barnaby J. August 06, 2008
Get the Anal Leash mug.First coined by The Monarch in the wildly popular Venture Brothers cartoon, this is a figurative sarcastic list which has events and tasks that are totally lame and simply unwanted.
-Hey little Johnny, can you do me a favor and clean the gutters sometime today?
-Ya, I'll just put it on my to-don't list.
-Oh don't be such a little shit. I'll give you some Fig Newtons afterward!
-Again. Fuck you, mom.
-Ya, I'll just put it on my to-don't list.
-Oh don't be such a little shit. I'll give you some Fig Newtons afterward!
-Again. Fuck you, mom.
by Barnaby J. August 09, 2008
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