Definitions by Barnaby J.

Complicating 

a superior definition of "complicated".

Damn, this math problem is hard.

So? Would you say it's complicated?

What? No. Idiot. The correct term is complicating.

I think you're mistaken.

That's why you're dumb.

Complicating by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008

4 Billion 

The exact number of any exaggerated quantity of anything (minutes, books, tacos, etc.).

Hey, i saw sally sit in your lap at the party last night. did you finally give in to that swamp donkey?

What?! No, of course not. She weighs like 4 billion pounds!

4 Billion by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008

Strangepuss 

Any girl at a party you may not know the identity of.

hey, are you calling jill tonight once you get drunk?

naw, i think i'm just gonna find some strangepuss.

Strangepuss by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008

Counting Crows 

1. Contrary to popular belief, the Counting Crows are actually several middle-aged buttholes that have brainwashed most radio stations and youth into believing they make music. Actually, they make extremely expensive garbage-noise which is painful to hear in much the same way a fever hallucination is to experience.

2. An activity a person in a wheatfield might do.

hey, its long december! i love counting crows!

what? wait... really?

what do you mean? they're a really good band.

i hope your kids die of rabies.

Counting Crows by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008