Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BappoHotel

cortoid

Having the likeness of a sharp corner, typically referring to the arch in someone's nose.

"I met this slavic guy with a cortoid-ass nose, the thing looked like a monolith."

cortoid by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

Commonly used to refer to people with erectile disfunction, specifically when it is caused an ex changing genders post or pre-breakup.

"My ex came out as a man and I went softle as a result."

softle by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

Another way to say "get real" taken from the late Asscancer Clan ran by YouTuber "Slappo."

"You need to get your head out of your ass and krimrimmy."

Krimrimmy by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

The study of natural disasters. Includes, but is not limited to, hurricanes, earthquakes, women on their period, and autistic meltdowns.

"My father got jumped by a bunch of women after saying that he is a geocatastrophysicist."