Someone who's appearance and stank shall not be endured within the distance of 43.67 royal cubits, but also is mentally stunted to such a degree that the special class looks like Oppenheimer's team.
That minger tard Jacob Gardener came into the club thinking he was hot shit, but he got laughed out by the $5 hookers and the slews. A few minutes later, the US's ARG showed up thinking there was a nuclear contamination in his wake.
by BappoHotel January 22, 2025

"I had a dream about the C5 Galaxy last night and woke up with splooge in my pants... I must've had an aeronocturnal emission."
by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

The study of natural disasters. Includes, but is not limited to, hurricanes, earthquakes, women on their period, and autistic meltdowns.
by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

(for both, in british) Apologies original gangster, the one known as little thomas has ordered you to get bun. If you fail by the end of the week, you will get bun.
by BappoHotel January 22, 2025
