Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Banned As DC

Walking Wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

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Code for stopping by Home Depot for a quickie in one of the little sheds in the parking lot.

Kendra: I'm thinking about getting some Mexican Takeout.

Aaron: Girl, you so nasty

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Jizzing on the remnants of peanut butter after you've licked it off of a girl's pussy.

My girlfriend likes it when I eat PB off her pussy. So after I was done I nutted on it and gave her a fluffanutter

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When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.

A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering

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