Banana Hammie's definitions
When you apply too much Downy Unstoppable and you get unstoppable confidence because you smell good and stuff.
Fat nerd: Wow that old lady who just showed up at our school is sooo cool, it's like she's unstoppable!
Gay nerd: I know she must have Downy Syndrome.
Gay nerd: I know she must have Downy Syndrome.
by Banana Hammie December 19, 2019
Get the Downy Syndromemug. Full and round, wet with dew, flushed and rosy like the Pink Lady variety of apple. Apple Cheeks on a male are a marker of inborn homosexuality on the deepest genetic level.
by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019
Get the Apple cheeksmug. A variety of genres from the 60s and 70s that dads are most likely to enjoy. Dad Rock is made up of Psychedelic Rock, yearly Hard Rock, Progressive Rock, and Shoe Gaze.
by Banana Hammie March 6, 2020
Get the Dad Rockmug. 
A couple old geezers boning real hard, creating waves of undulating skin like that of a turkey's giblets.
Man1: I saw my grandpa in a Turkey Tank porno!
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?
Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?
Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.
by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019
Get the Turkey tankmug. Non-sexual same sex best friends who snuggle, hold hands, kiss each other on the cheek, and go to the bathhouse together.
Gorgeous Man: Those two grown middle eastern men have a beautiful "Iranian Friendship" together.
Slob: How do you know it's and "Iranian Friendship" m'lord?
Gorgeous Man: Because you freak they are making the cutest ticktock video where they run in slow motion and lip-sink together.
Slob: How do you know it's and "Iranian Friendship" m'lord?
Gorgeous Man: Because you freak they are making the cutest ticktock video where they run in slow motion and lip-sink together.
by Banana Hammie July 19, 2020
Get the Iranian Friendshipmug. by Banana Hammie December 14, 2019
Get the The medic symbolmug.