Jizzlam

A radical new religious sect devoted to banging and screwing. It's greatest tenent is to lick it BEFORE you stick it.

Mussoweeni was gifted the phallic Sword of Jizzlam.

by Banana Hammie November 01, 2019

Pornocracy

A period in the middle ages where popes acted most unholy... Oh my!

The pornocracy in the Holy Roman Empire led to many figures in the clergy to hold great orgies in the Vatican.

by Banana Hammie December 11, 2020

Tribal tits

Long cylindrical or pancake style breasts that get in the way of everything! They flap and slap, they can't be contained. Tribal tits are not for bras and bras aren't made for tribal tits.

I was watching a documentary about the Pygmy people the other day. One of them had crazy tribal tits!

by Banana Hammie November 07, 2019

Brainlit

A monumentally stupid person, retard, mongoloid, dingus, dumb shit, dip shit, shit for brains, ass hat, fuck head, knuckle fart, mouth breather, etc.

Wow, that brainlit had the nerve to question you? Fuck that guy!

by Banana Hammie November 15, 2019

Taffy Stretching

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.

Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.

by Banana Hammie May 05, 2020

Mr. Imagination

A happy little hobgoblin who lives in one's cranium. The imagination man guzzles milksteak and gummy beans.

My Mr. Imagination is acting up again! Time to take the sadness pills.

by Banana Hammie November 10, 2019

Jizz target

The target of a cumbrain or clit-tard's obsession; the next fuck to be lined up.

Darwin, a classic cum-brained troll squatlander, was the clit-tard's primary jizz target.

by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019