Definitions by Banana Hammie

Spanish Pizza 

That thing when you eat pizza sauce, olives, and a party cheese ball out of an open ass.

This club has everything, more drinking than anyone can handle, a dangerous midget, and private rooms for Spanish Pizza.

Spanish Pizza by Banana Hammie April 11, 2020

Rolling coins

The act of sixty-nineing but strictly with bungs hole action. Imagine shining pennies with your tongue.

When I told my dad that I was rolling coins in my room he thought I was eating buttholio.

Rolling coins by Banana Hammie April 11, 2020

Dad Rock

A variety of genres from the 60s and 70s that dads are most likely to enjoy. Dad Rock is made up of Psychedelic Rock, yearly Hard Rock, Progressive Rock, and Shoe Gaze.

Like if Dad Rock dominates your dad's record collection!

Dad Rock by Banana Hammie March 6, 2020

Milky Snatching 

Grabbing someone by there milk jugs.

Milo was milky snatching me today and I was like " NO. THIS IS HENTI!"

Milky Snatching by Banana Hammie March 2, 2020

Punch box 

Big gay hole for fisting and twisting.

Some German dungeon broad is getting her punch box worked in the other room.

Punch box by Banana Hammie March 2, 2020

Downy Syndrome 

When you apply too much Downy Unstoppable and you get unstoppable confidence because you smell good and stuff.

Fat nerd: Wow that old lady who just showed up at our school is sooo cool, it's like she's unstoppable!

Gay nerd: I know she must have Downy Syndrome.

Downy Syndrome by Banana Hammie December 19, 2019

BAG 

The demented uncle of the BFG. The BAG is the Big Angry Giant, a fat, abusive, drunk.

When Christmas time comes about you better not make a ruckus or the BAG will come and beet you!

BAG by Banana Hammie December 17, 2019