Ballhead Smith's definitions

carpet eater

carpet eater means Hitler.

Man Hitler got so stressed out waiting for Stalins reply he started eating the carpet, wot a carpet eater.

by Ballhead Smith December 4, 2003

Mull

1. (Noun) tweed, pot, herb, nuggies, bud, skunky monkey. Use to describe somebodies toking gear.
2. (Verb) to chop up some gear to precede a massive session of getting high as ten kites.

1. Have you seen my mull tin?
2. Are you going to mull up?
3. Mull me up bro.

by Ballhead Smith November 23, 2003

Port Royal

Best Roll your own tobacco around. Cant get it in Uzbekistan thou (wot a cunt).

Fuck off they're my Port Royals there's no filters in these ones.

by Ballhead Smith December 17, 2003

ballhead

Person who is a white male and and is good at doing the runner from the filth. He has a certain comedial value and calls everybody 'Neil'.

"What are you doing you ballhead?", to which the correct reply would be: "ballhead skills".

by Ballhead Smith November 23, 2003

Poopooloonas

Another name for Fanta soft drink.

Hey, can I have 2 dollars worth of Hichalloms and a glass of poopooloonas.

by Ballhead Smith December 15, 2003

Hichalloms

Another name for Hot Chips that you buy from the fish and chip shop, or your friendly local diary.

Hey, can I have 2 dollars worth of Hichalloms and a glass of poopooloonas.

by Ballhead Smith December 17, 2003