Definitions by Ballhead Smith

Hichalloms 

Another name for Hot Chips that you buy from the fish and chip shop, or your friendly local diary.

Hey, can I have 2 dollars worth of Hichalloms and a glass of poopooloonas.

Hichalloms by Ballhead Smith December 17, 2003

Port Royal 

Best Roll your own tobacco around. Cant get it in Uzbekistan thou (wot a cunt).

Fuck off they're my Port Royals there's no filters in these ones.

Port Royal by Ballhead Smith December 17, 2003

Poopooloonas 

Another name for Fanta soft drink.

Hey, can I have 2 dollars worth of Hichalloms and a glass of poopooloonas.

Poopooloonas by Ballhead Smith December 15, 2003

carpet eater 

carpet eater means Hitler.

Man Hitler got so stressed out waiting for Stalins reply he started eating the carpet, wot a carpet eater.

carpet eater by Ballhead Smith December 4, 2003

ballhead 

Person who is a white male and and is good at doing the runner from the filth. He has a certain comedial value and calls everybody 'Neil'.

"What are you doing you ballhead?", to which the correct reply would be: "ballhead skills".

ballhead by Ballhead Smith November 23, 2003

Mull 

1. (Noun) tweed, pot, herb, nuggies, bud, skunky monkey. Use to describe somebodies toking gear.
2. (Verb) to chop up some gear to precede a massive session of getting high as ten kites.

1. Have you seen my mull tin?
2. Are you going to mull up?
3. Mull me up bro.

Mull by Ballhead Smith November 23, 2003