Definitions by Baller-Ass Nigga

autofellatio 

The act of performing fellatio on one's self.

autofellatio by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

lightsaber 

Weapon used by a civilization so advanced that it colonized space, but so primitive that it couldn't figure out that a small-calibre handgun works a million times better.

lightsaber by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

iced up 

Covered in diamonds.

iced up by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

pruno 

Wine brewed by prison inmates and chilled in a cell commode

I drank a gang of pruno, but I still couldn't get drunk enough to want to get sodomized by my cellmate.

pruno by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

Good Wood 

The penis.

Shamiqua was jonesin' for my jock, so I slipped her the good wood.

Good Wood by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

Klondike 

a lesbian Eskimo

Klondike by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

bareback

Sex without a condom, especially anal sex between two men without a condom.

bareback by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003