Ballantine's definitions
1) A rare event in baseball where the defense is able to record all 3 outs in the inning through one pitch. There has to be two runners on base for this to happen.
2) A special from Comcast in which they can provide you Cable, Internet, and Phone for just $99 each!
3) One of the worst situations a guy can be in. It's when his stomach, lower back, and balls all hurt at the same time. Your stomach feels 3 sizes bigger, your back hurts like mess, and your balls feel like they're about to burst. The best way to treat is to lay down.
2) A special from Comcast in which they can provide you Cable, Internet, and Phone for just $99 each!
3) One of the worst situations a guy can be in. It's when his stomach, lower back, and balls all hurt at the same time. Your stomach feels 3 sizes bigger, your back hurts like mess, and your balls feel like they're about to burst. The best way to treat is to lay down.
1) Broadcaster: And the pitch...SWING AND A MISS STRIKE THREE! Wait, runner goes for second, the throw, they got him stuck, he's tagged out AND WAIT! RUNNER GOING FOR HOME, THE THROW...HE'S OUT AT HOME! HOLY MOLY A TRIPLE PLAY! 3 OUTS AND THE INNING IS OVER!
2) I got that triple play from Comcast. Now I can do three things at once and still be out of my wallet.
3)
Why is Kyle walking so weird?
He's got a triple play going on today.
Ouch.
2) I got that triple play from Comcast. Now I can do three things at once and still be out of my wallet.
3)
Why is Kyle walking so weird?
He's got a triple play going on today.
Ouch.
by Ballantine March 25, 2007
Get the triple playmug. When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).
The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.
by Ballantine February 24, 2007
Get the late night stick that won't quitmug.