drained

After a guy has an orgasm and he shoots out so much semen, it's almost as if there's no more left in his tank and he needs to restock. The reason for cumming so much is probably due to the fact that the guy was saving his load and got a real good hand/blow job.

After I had saved my cum for 2 weeks by not masturbating, I went over to her house, and I wasn't expecting what she was about to do. She went into my pants, pulled out my dick and started squeezing it and tugging it so hard, and it felt soooooo good since I haven't wanked it in so long, then when I cummed, I had so much stocked up, it completely covered her hand and I was left drained.

by Ballantine April 04, 2007

triple play

1) A rare event in baseball where the defense is able to record all 3 outs in the inning through one pitch. There has to be two runners on base for this to happen.

2) A special from Comcast in which they can provide you Cable, Internet, and Phone for just $99 each!

3) One of the worst situations a guy can be in. It's when his stomach, lower back, and balls all hurt at the same time. Your stomach feels 3 sizes bigger, your back hurts like mess, and your balls feel like they're about to burst. The best way to treat is to lay down.

1) Broadcaster: And the pitch...SWING AND A MISS STRIKE THREE! Wait, runner goes for second, the throw, they got him stuck, he's tagged out AND WAIT! RUNNER GOING FOR HOME, THE THROW...HE'S OUT AT HOME! HOLY MOLY A TRIPLE PLAY! 3 OUTS AND THE INNING IS OVER!

2) I got that triple play from Comcast. Now I can do three things at once and still be out of my wallet.

3)
Why is Kyle walking so weird?
He's got a triple play going on today.
Ouch.

by Ballantine March 25, 2007