The performer of the art of basting crumpets such there are , were crumpet means snatch or pussy, applied by 'wisking' or gently oscillating fingeritively solids into liquids, thus creating a type of vacuum that no man can escape.
We have a cold newby in this porn scene....we will require our best crumpet baster to liquify the vaginal butter into a softy cream in the shortest amount of time....stat.
by Ball splat November 08, 2019
Get the Crumpet Bastermug. Hey Crumple Foreskin has your daughter wove me a nice foreskin made of gold or did she carry on the family name & Crumple me Foreskin?
by Ball splat November 08, 2019
Get the Crumple Foreskinmug.