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A plastic cage with a dark tint often used on hockey helmets.

The term is used to describe the clarity of a man's vision when intoxicated and how it affects his judgment on a woman's hotness.
"She's not bad lookin'. I'd screw her with the tinted visor on."

"I can't believe I just woke up next to that! I MUST have had the tinted visor on last night!"
by Bake Hix September 6, 2009
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To take a girl out on a casual date at Starbucks and talk over coffee leading to taking her back to your pad and nailing her.

This method is used mostly on women who are more upper class.
"Woah! Look at that MILF over there. She'd probably be down for the ol' starbuck and fuck!"

A: "Yeah man. I took her out for coffee and next thing I know we're doing it doggy style on my kitchen table!"
B: "Starbucks!?"
A: "Yeah man."
B: "Ahhhhh. The ol' starbuck and fuck. Beauty."
by Bake Hix September 20, 2009
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An adjective describing a noun as being dangerous, intense, unacceptable among normal citizens, and completely out of the ordinary. Such situations arise most frequently when alcohol is consumed and unusual behavior takes place.
1. His aunt asked me to come over and watch Basic Instinct 2 with her. Do you realize how twittery that is!?

2. When he took out the big bottle of moonshine and put it in the center of the table I knew the night was going to be pretty twittery.
by Bake Hix September 15, 2010
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