Definitions by Bailmaninmo

Blastback 

Blastback occurs when someone farts and the wind blows the stench of the fart back into the farters face.

I just farted, and the Blastback was horrible

Blastback by Bailmaninmo March 24, 2019

Professional Firer 

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.

John is a Professional Firer.

Professional Firer by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

Ass Paper by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

Doc-torr

A doc-torr is a medical doctor who is of Iranian or similar decent. The're the doctors that have a funny accent.

I had to go to Doc-torr office today.

Doc-torr by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019

HUNDRED DOLLARED TO DEATH 

This happens when every time you turn around, you're having to pay a hundred dollars.

We were getting HUNDRED DOLLARED TO DEATH.

HUNDRED DOLLARED TO DEATH by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019

ASS COLD

Ass cold is a term which describes the degree of coldness. If anythings described as "ass" then it's the most intense. Less intensive coldness can be described as "butt cold" , "dick cold" or just "cold" however, "ass cold" is the worst of them all.

I don't want to go anywhere today, it's ass cold outside.

ASS COLD by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019

UTE 

A Ute originally referred to a bird that doesn't fly. It was a strange bird that has wings, only 3 legs, but can't fly. It can also refer to a weird person who can't do much. The person has to actually be weird for that to apply.

She's a ute.

UTE by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019