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William
An obese man; inverted penis; high pitched voice…… dreams of becoming a pole dancer
Performs lude acts with a summer sausage.
That big ole grizzly bear working the pole tonight looks like a William
Performs lude acts with a summer sausage.
That big ole grizzly bear working the pole tonight looks like a William
by Badger girl 317 January 14, 2022
Get the William mug.Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally
by Badger girl 317 March 21, 2024
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Glee and happiness replace the gas in your belly and you start to get excited!
Glee and happiness replace the gas in your belly and you start to get excited!
by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022
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The looseness of the anus usually makes them silent but the assumption of raw organic kale 🥬 makes them very ripe and very raunchy.
The looseness of the anus usually makes them silent but the assumption of raw organic kale 🥬 makes them very ripe and very raunchy.
Larry and Doyle have just been laying in bed all night passing GARTS 💨 watching RomComs and doing mad libs. Their eccentric mating rituals are being studied by several scholars to see how GARTS are used as lgbtq 🏳️ 🌈 friendly mating rituals
by Badger girl 317 March 2, 2025
Get the GARTS 💨 mug.When the french teacher and photographer teacher experiment with strange sex acts they over heard their students talking about; but want to make it sound more “adult” so they add French Dialect and Accent when referencing toward the lude act.
Me Ben and Tommy were sneaking one hitters out on the gazebo during resource and we saw Jody and Gary engaged in a Digue Go Phut’ out in the woods!!!
by Badger girl 317 April 8, 2022
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Get the Scat Chat mug.Taking all the Smut involved to create the human complex and putting in the blender. Then mix with some red koolaid and freeze in the ice tray with a tooth pick. Once freezing has commenced take out the smut sickle ice cubes attached to the tooth pick and begin sucking on the sweet sweet smut sickle
Mike had enough of the ladies at the strip club during the bachelor party. So he captured the nights events in a small time capsule put them in a blender and ultimately turned them into a smut sickle!!
by Badger girl 317 June 30, 2025
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