Bad C dev's definitions

pick me fuck

Shortened version of "pick me up and give me a fuck", which is a popular medicare insurance company operating in North America

TV ad (with woman singing lighty and its really hard to tell what she's actually saying):

pick me fuck
you know you want to
pick me up and give me a fuck
America's choice of healthcare

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

pnick

Both a contraction and a misspelling of "picnic". Commonly used by hillbillies indigenous to Kentucky.

Let go pnick wuth yo dildo

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

piscina

A Node.JS multithreading library

Node.JS had poor performance so I threw piscina into the mix and now the terrible performance is offset by the utilization of all cores, which makes the software run better, even through just opening the software makes the fans whine.

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

IQ1000

A person when their idea is so bafflingly stupid that it's brilliant beyond all possible imagination

Bob: Climate change will kill us all very slowly and very painfully
Patrick: Just kill all the humans and climate change problem solved
Bob: What?
Bob: oh!
Bob: You're IQ1000! Wow!

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

mju

A delicious pussy waiting for you to devour it.

mju be like tinyurl.com/db2zw9s

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

skeletone

When you have the skin tone of a skeleton (i.e. you are rgb255,255,255 white)

Skeletone girls are soooo hot

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

rgb255,255,255

The whitest shade of white

I saw a rgb255,255,255 wall. Damn it was white!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021